Rice, Ingrid

Chretien, on the Somalia report: "What coverup?"
"WHEW! That was close! Almost didn't make it out of the harbour."
"Back in '97 we really taught the Yankees a lesson grabbed all the salmon! Didn't leave em a fish to fry! WHOOEE! Did we show them! Of course, that was before yer gramma and I moved into the Buick [...]
"Under the B': seven." Overheard at Preston Manning's first diplomatic soiree at Stornoway
JOYEUX ANNIVERSAIRE CANADA! NOUS T'AIMONS! TU ES, A JAMAIS, NUMERO UN DANS NOS COEURS! HAPPY BIRTHDAY, CANADA! WE LOVE YOU! YOU ARE NUMBER ONE IN OUR HEARTS FOREVER! "On second thought, maybe we need to rethink this language law"
"Our Glen, who art in power, hallowed be thy name, they legislation come to pass ... "; One of the many changes to the labor code planned by the NDP: daily prayer
[Bank of Hong Kong depicted as standing up to China]
"It's a summons from the next table. They're suing for damages from secondhand smoke." B.C. gets tough on smokers
GREENPEACE TO PRESERVE FOREST FOR LARGE MAMMALS; B.C. loggers gear up for a summer of confrontation
Lloyd Axworthy's position in the U.S./Canada salmon negotiations
"The ice machine is down the hall and to the right"; HI MY NAME IS SULTAN OF BRUNEI; MANNING TURNS DOWN OFFICIAL RESIDENCE; STORNOWAY TO REMAIN EMPTY; Overheard at Preston Manning's first diplomatic soiree
SAME SEX COUPLES TO GET RIGHTS BC LEGISLATION FIRST IN CANADA "Fabulous news, Chuck! We're finally going to get treated just like heteros!" "Jared, I want a divorce. And I've been thinking I deserve alimony."
Playing hardball with the Yankees
A slight adjustment allows the Liberals to govern in the name of all Canadians
BOUCHARD WARNS AGAINST REFORM "And I'd like to thank Lucien for his last-minute endorsement" "We couldn't have done it without him"
MURDER CONVICTION OVERTURNED "A bloody crowbar? A blood spattered t-shirt? Clearly you've violated the suspect's rights ... " "You didn't give give him enough time to dispose of the evidence"
"Of course, a Quebec politician can represent all of Canada" "including the wonderful Prairie provinces, Alberta and B.C."
BALLOT "HMMMM ... how to exercise my democratic right, yet be held completely blameless for any outcome ... " "Are the Yogic Flyers running?" The dilemma faced by us all
Unbeknownst to the Federal Government, a two-tiered health system was already in existence
"Dibs!" B.C. Fish Talks continue ...
B.C. Government chain of command
DEEP BLUE DEFEATS CHESS GRANDMASTER "There you go Mr. Kasparov, here's the virus you ordered. I only hope you know what you're doing"
FEDERAL PANEL TO ADVISE ON HERBAL REGULATIONS "You know those things can kill you"
"Chretien: man of vision"
BLOC QUEBECOIS CAMPAGNE 97 The wheels on the bus go round and round