Rice, Ingrid

"Don't worry about putting me back in cabinet...We can always count on the public being too stupid to remember my little trangression." "What transgression?"

"We can't go changing the ground rules midterm..." "...It wouldn't be fair to those of us who entered politics just for the pension plan."

"Takes one to know one" NDP finds grizzlies to be endangered species.

"Just one more bucket and we're done!" Mike Harcourt creates another park:"

["Joe's trophies, mounting & stuffing"]

"...After all, we wouldn't want to be accused of being in just anyone's pocket..." B.C.Judges tie independence to pay raise.

" No remember, folks... A little procreation and that's all." The nightmare continues.

"Soon ma cherie, soon"

"Those buttheads told me it was $5 million." Mulroney denies $ 4 mil. payout.

A slight misunderstanding gives Edward false hope.

"Give up my guns? I'll have to shoot you first." Say no to gun control. Guns don't kill.

"There's no place like home...there's no place like home..."

"The BC Reform Party would like to correct the impression we're just a bunch of pea-brained right-wing wackos...So, how about running as our canidate?"

"Okay, so for a recall vote,30,33,35,38,40,45,48,50%+1 sounds about right."

["Museum of Social Credit"]

["Anita Hagen"; "Year 2000"]

"Well sure, the voters turned down $500.000,but this is different. This is $9 million."

"To lose to the NDP these days, you'd have to be lower than a snake's belly, despised beyond reason and universally hated." "Or Socred."

"Got any pots?" "That's it. Yer busted."

"We're catering to the undecided."

[Mike Harcourt depicted whistling Chopsticks in a cemetery]

"Sure, I expected some huffing and puffing...but hey, whate are they gonna do? Blow us away?"

[Hats labeled "Gordon," "Wilf," "McKinney"]

"I coulda sworn I ordered homeowner Du Jour."