Rice, Ingrid

"Judi says her character assassination is based on nothing but innuendo and half-truths." "Kinda like her campaign brochure?"
"Well so far, Billy hasn't experienced year 2000.His school is concentrating on the three'R': reading, writing and rotating strikes."
"There's a Harcourt speech on tonight...about the state of the economy, fiscal restraint, cutbacks etc..." "That's the problem with TV... Too many reruns."
"Our problems are solved. The liberals are completely unified!" "In fact, everything's faaaaaatasic!"
"All in favor of the public thanking us with free passes?" "I knew the public would come through."
"Patronage has no place in the senate!" "...It belongs right here with the NDP"
"And I want to be speaker of the House, a member of Clinton's transition team, found my own party, be premier, be prime minister, be taken seriously, not have people laughing behind my back..."
"and we even included some green space"
"Does it come in any other colours?"
Langara; School of Hard Knocks.
"It's my party"
"Drat...this proves I screwed up"
Football club; Please find me a good owner.
"...and lately, I've been getting an overwhelming urge to say "Faaaaaantastic""
"Hey, I agree with you farmers. There's a problem here and we plan to resolve it." "Have we replaced the Agricultural Board yet?"
"Now that we passed tax freedom day. Think of all the money we can grab!" "And rush hours get any slower we can grab even more by taxing all the people for parking."
"Take my wives...please"; Polygamy comes out of the closet.
"My taxed have gone sky-high and Mayor Bob Bose is in Rio?" "What the heck is he doing there?" "Hiding"
"Ah'll be back"
Special issue replacement card valid:April 30,92
"My business was falling..banks would have nothing to do with me...I never paid my bills...In short, I met all the criteria for a government loan...Where are the Socreds when we need them?"
["Welcome to Boundary Bay wetlands"]
Clark's first physical after the budget.
"You can stop buying lottery tickets! With my $30,000 and your $30,000, we 're already wealthy!"
"Don't I tell you Mike Harcourt would raise taxes?" "Then again, I also told you we were excellent financial managers and had the deficit under control."