Uluschak, Edd

Strategic Arms Limitation Talks

CITY HOMEOWNERS FACE $38 PROPERTY TAX INCREASE INCREASE IN TORONTO BETWEEN $87 AND $112 "It's times like these that make me appreciate my social position!"

[John Turner depicted painting a picture of a horse]

GIANT PANDAS FROM CHINA "EXPANSIONIST, PETTY-BOURGEOIS, PSEUDO-MARXIST, DECADENT PAPER TIGER ..." SIBERIAN TIGERS FROM THE USSR "REVISIONIST, APPEASEMENT-MONGER, ELITIST LACKEY OF ..." "What's the matter - cat got your Tung?"

"Now here's a nice little bungalow that you can get into over your heads." "Give a developer an inch - and he'll make a yard out of it."

"Man can walk on the moon and return safely, but try walking across the street down here!"

Alberta service station under new management Royalties Clause "Fill 'er up."

"Change channels - if you've seen one moon trip, you've seen them all!"

Picture trouble is temporary and will end following adjustments to our salaries

Department of Taxation "You've got to be kidding!"

"Do you have any shots for all this poverty that's going around!" "I'm a very sick hypochondriac."

"Now about this big mistake you made in the government's favor - just what exactly are you up to? "Tacks can really nail you."

[Richard Nixon and Edmund Muskie depicted in a boxing ring]

"Golly - not THE Howard Hughes?"

St. Patrick's Day 1972 - Wearin o' the red

"I dread Spring - yesterday I didn't realize till they got out of the tub that one wasn't ours!"

[Garbage problem at the Great Wall of China]

"We'd like to take advantage of your overseas group fares!"

Education week open house "That's my teacher, Pop - belt her in the mouth like you said you would!"

"Do you have to keep rubbing it in about your trip to the Caribbean, Fordyce?"

Geoffroy case <BR> Goyer

"Funny thing about the China visit - two hours after I returned, I felt like visiting it again!"

"Funny, you don't look like a decadent, warmongering, depraved imperialist, capitalist dog." "Yes, but would you buy a used rick-shaw from him?"