Uluschak, Edd

"My husband's either on strike or unemployed - I haven't quite figured out which!"

U.K. COAL MINERS' STRIKE CONTINUES

7.7% Jobless Election Trail

[Social Credit Party depicted as a broken-down car]

News Item: U.S. AIRLINES TO INSPECT ALL BAGGAGE "Hmm. No hidden bombs or weapons here - you may board the plane."

"Now where'd my hat go?"

The mouse that roared

"Any settlement in sight on the air controllers' strike Miss [?]"

World trouble spots $76.5 billion defence spending Arms Reduction "Strong military defences are not the enemy of peace; they are the guardian of peace!"

Rhodesian Lilywhite Club

"Stop worrying - we were lucky to get a flight at all!"

HIGHER FOOD PRICES UP CONSUMER INDEX "No wonder our bill's so high - she charged for the baby!"

"It's the ghost of Christmas past - the bank manager about our overdraft!"

CANADIANS SLIP TO 2ND IN PHONING "Probably due to the fact that you had laryngitis for a week last month."

FLU EPIDEMIC SPREADS "Somewhere out there, there's a virus with my name on it!" "I'm a very sick hypochondriac."

"That's our post-Christmas model - no pockets, just the flaps!"

"Whatever you do, don't forget to date your cheques 1972 - they're real tough about that here!"

"I couldn't find any fairy tales so I'm reading Justin one of your old 'Just Society' speeches instead."

"Excuse me ladies, but your soup's been recalled!"

Super Carrot SC

"Now repeat after me - neither rain or snow, nor dark of night ..."

[Richard Nixon depicted with an elephant hunting trophy]

[Teacher scoops knowledge into a child's head]

"I'll tell you what I want for Christmas - for you not to spend anything!"