Uluschak, Edd

"Aren't you going to ask for a couple of parachutes as well"

"Spaasky now appears to be employing a classic Russian defense..."

"Two can play at that game!...Which way's the nearest bank [illegible]?"

People fighting inside a donkey suit labelled 'Democrats'

"Listen -- I thought I didn't hear a shot!"

"Egremont was very patriotic on Canada Day -- he raised is 'Made in Japan' Canadian flag..."

"It's a nice place to visit, but I wouldn't want to live there!"

"You seem to be suffering from a military-industrial complex!"

"I'm becoming a bit confused on who the real liberators are..."

Nuclear test/ World opinion

"Sorry, we're not allowed to sell war toys..."

Dog/Bear "...now let's go over it again shall we?"

"Sorry -- I didn't see that oil slick!"

"That Croft's got his nerve -- he knows it's my turn to be away with the flu!"

"When I applied for a job as an ecologist, this isn't what I had in mind!"

"So I said if you want exact change, I want my exact destination!"

Drunk man returning home to wife

"Obviously pot-smokers -- notice the enlarged pupils, slovenly posture, licentious leer..."

Image of hand pulling trigger on shotgun toward map of U.S.A./Mexico

"Well, it seemed like a good idea!"

Earth depicted as grenade

Prisoner of War.

"When's the next flight out o' Northern Ireland, m' lad?"

News Item: ABORTIONS TRIPLE OVER LAST YEAR "What do you want to be ... IF you're born?"