Harrop, Graham

Klein would eventually learn to think things through ... "Wait a minute - if B.C. separates - Alberta will be on the ocean!"
"Peter Mansbridge isn't gaining weight ... - you built a lousy T.V. table!"
"Well, Mr. Vander Zalm was explaining how the NDP should stand firm and face the music when suddenly Faye Leung showed up!"
"We can DO this! If we don't make any more major mistakes, the B.C. Liberals will be the NEXT GOVERNMENT!" "How'd it go?"
It was just then, as the Mayor was explaning why Vancouver was not a dull, boring city that he fell asleep.
"Kids are so funny! Joanie says she wants to help you with your CARPOOL!" "Isn't that sweet?"
This Year's Fireworks ... "Wow!" SPAIN "Hoo!" S. AFRICA "Ha!" CHINA "WOW!" NURSES DISPUTE ... TRANSIT DISPUTE ... PNE DISP
"Head injury ..." "Cuts and laceration ..." "Trauma ... scalp wounds ..." "We could clear the backlog here if only the nurses would ..." "STOP THROWING THEIR SHOES OVER THE WALL!"
"GROAN! Two million in lost overruns. Did you get me that Aspirin?" "600 bucks."
"So we don't owe Ottawa the $121 million?" "No, Premier Campbell, we don't." "Our legal department says that any attempt by Ottawa to recover it would be arbitrary and capricious." "Oh - by the way - [...]
"Forget it." "Ignore it." "Pay no attention." "PULL OVER!" "And they've got Heineken too!" "I told you they'd been tampering with the automated road signs."
"I understand you've opted for early retirement and you'd like your gold watch sent to your home"
"This is a great location for your clothing outlet. Lots of space, on a main route and I can give you a two-year lease!" BUS STOP
It's beginning to look a lot like Christmas! The election signs are up Santa may be a little late this year ... We're having a little trouble getting Ralph Goodale into the suit. He knows when you've [...]
"Boy! The Gomery report certainly names names!" "That's the phone book."
"I've made it! I've made it! I'm free from the oppression, tyranny and enslavement of a dictatorial regime!" Horseshoe Bay Ferry Terminal WARNING! It is forbidden to leave compound! "I'll have the clam chowder."
"Mister Crawford? It's Linda at the front desk. Remember handing out papers on Burrard and telling a Mister Walter Peabody about the Sun's Raise-A-Reader campaign and inviting him to share our goal?"
Some thoughts for the new Governor-General Every attempt will be made to ease the transition from your former job at the CBC. "It's Farewell honoured guests and a fond goodnight' not: That's a [...]
BCTF DEMANDS A SAY IN CLASSROOM CONDITIONS AND WANTS IMPROVEMENT "We were just wondering if you'd like to offer us an explanation as to why you were mentioned by name ..."
Ottawa Cabinet Meeting "THIS IS AN OUTRAGE!" "The U.S. REFUSES TO ABIDE BY THE NAFTA PANEL RULING ON SOFTWOOD LUMBER!!" "CANADA MUST MAKE ITS VIEWS KNOWN IN THE STRONGEST POSSIBLE TERMS! WE MUST [...]
"Ah! There's nothing like camping out under the stars, listening to the sounds of the night, and waking up to breakfast over a roaring campfire!" GM PLACE "When did you say that hockey starts again?"
A NIGHT AT CITY COUNCIL Not Guilty "For the last time, Larry the Wal Mart vote is just a Yes' or No' thing." "Moved that council return the $29.95 Wal Mart lawn furniture to avoid conflict of [...]
"So the surgeon says: You wouldn't waste any time fixing your car would you? Check yourself into a private clinic!' And so here I am." "Then what happened?" "Well, apparently I was down 3 quarts of oil." GRISWALD
"Thank you, sir. And let me just say that, irrespective of the means of conveyance, you are in no danger of hearing from the Gomery Commission for leaving large amounts of cash on the table."
GOMERY THE LATEST REVELATIONS PIERRE FONDUE HEAD OF GROUP INACTION Mistakenly funneled money back to the taxpayer. Asks: Is it too late to get it to the Liberals where it belongs?' MORTON KROMBIT [...]