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"And I'm warning you that if the NDP gets in power CHAOS will erupt!" "And that's just in the Liberal cabinet room!"
Campaign 2005 WOOING THE VOTER What they'll say FAST FERRY PROJECT You mean fast FURRY project. We tried to race gerbils.' PRIVATIZING THE COQUIHALLA Hey - you didn't want your own private [...]
"Money from the Sponsorship Program made it back to the Liberals?" "Ad lib you might say."
"The Liberals are bringing religion into the commons?" "They don't have a prayer."
"Carole you told the Vancouver Board of Trade that the NDP is going to consult business?" "You got it! Phone a plumber and get that leaky tap fixed." NDP HEADQUARTERS VOTE MILDU
THE END IS NEAR! "Morning Mister Harper."
"He said that he wanted to open a joint account so I called the police."
"GORD! We're on a ROLL here! Wally Oppal, Daniel Igala and Carole Taylor all STARS of the Liberal campaign! Let's add someone ELSE high-profile, energetic and beloved!" "I can't understand a word he's saying." VOTE LIBERAL
"Guilty of panhandling! You are hereby fined $86!" "Your Honour, my client requests a little time to pay!"
PARLIAMENT HILL "I am a VICTIM!" LIBERALS VICTIMS' OF SPONSORSHIP INQUIRY "Gomery inquiry?" "Just filled up my gas tank!"
"I say! It's a dashed shame that the Queen won't be at the wedding Camilla." "That's what you think."
"I've decided to embrace gambling here in B.C." "I'll have the mega omelette sandwich with three eggs, five strips of bacon, sausage and two slices of melted cheese on a bun!"
"We're part of the prostitution tour" AMSTERDAM "I'm not paying more than 50 bucks!"
George Stroumboulopoulos An older more sensible George Stroumboulopoulos
"People say we should have reduced rates instead of giving large bonuses to ICBC executives. O.K. Back to our plan to get large numbers of B.C. drivers off the road!" WELCOME ICBC EXECUTIVES TO [...]
"Prime Minister - QUICK! My wife's having a baby on Sparks street and we need your ASSISTANCE!" ULTIMATELY, PAUL MARTIN WOULD CHOOSE MR.DITHERS' OVER MR. DELIVERS'
"I'm sorry, but your application has been turned down ..." ADOPT A HIGHWAY' Anti-Litter Campaign REALLY REALLY POOR STANDING IN THE COMMUNITY.
EXECUTIVE PLACEMENT "I was only there 60 seconds and he FIRED me!" GREG WAS THE ORIGINAL ONE-MINUTE MANAGER
"Is the chair plugged in?" JUDGE GOMERY BECOMES MORE AND MORE ARBITRARY AS THE INQUIRY PROCEEDS.
"Y'know all the times that I criticize B.C. Ferries and this week they have fares to Vancouver Island at HALF-PRICE! I owe them an apology!" "Okay I think this is about half-way across." RUBBER RAFT CAUTION
"I finally got the White House on the line, Prime Minister, but - can you believe this? - the President has MOVED!" SECRETARIES NOT ABREAST OF STRAINS IN U.S.-CANADA RELATIONS
SENATE LOUNGE TODAY: BAKED ALASKA "We have FIRE!" SURVIVOR OTTAWA
"Take your pick: Without a Trace' Gone With the Wind' or Missing.' THE SPONSORSHIP SCANDAL WOULD SPAWN A NUMBER OF NEW TV SERIES.
"Our new strategy is WORKING! We simply ignore Mr. Dithers' and refer to Paul Martin as MR. DELIVERS!'" "GREAT! Where is he now?" LIBERAL H.Q. "Dropping off a package on Sparks Street." FedEx
"I get all sweaty if I even catch the speaker's eye!" "Hey! I get the shakes talking to Stephane Dion!" "I get nervous scratching my NOSE!" EVENTUALLY, THE NON-CONFIDENCE MATTER WOULD BRING DOWN MARTIN'S GOVERNMENT.