Harrop, Graham

"Now remember, Clarice when we get to the Canadian border and they ask if we've got anything to declare, our answer depends on whether they're packing heat, yet " ARM CANADA BORDER GUARDS SENATOR
GURMANT GREWAL: A DAY IN THE LIFE "No - it's not a mike - it's a ... a ... lollipop. Yes, that's it ... speak into the lollipop." My latest recordings: Come a little bit closer' Sixteen scandals' [...]
The Gomery continues ... "So I said to myself: Hey! This is taxpayers money! I shouldn't be doing this! Then I thought I'M a taxpayer - I'll just get my tax refund early.' " "So I had a little devil [...]
"GOOD NEWS! Your house is SOLD! I put a sign on the lawn and poof! gone! I'm talking SOLD! SOLD! SOLD!" "I tell you the real estate market is going CRAZY! I've never seen it like this! It's HOT [...]
MEANWHILE BACK IN OTTAWA "Bad news, Paul another defection worse news " "It's the Speaker." "What about the same-sex marriage bill?" "According to this invoice from the sponsorship program, [...]
"Oh, the money tree, the money tree ... it's a beautiful sight to see ..." WITNESS LEAST LIKELY TO WIN OVER JUDGE GOMERY
"Actually, the view was better over there ..." BELINDA'S TIME WITH THE LIBERALS WAS RELATIVELY SHORT
June 4 On this day in 1855 the circus first came to B.C., taking up permanent residence in the Legislature.
ARE WE MISINTER-PRETING THE TAPES? ANOTHER THOUGHT Cabinet can be arranged right away' "I'd like the big fluffy chair over there!" Ujjal and I have talked to the PM' "Hello Pet Mart?" "Send over [...]
june 1 Tattooed Ed' Marsh. Would continually interrupt debate by ripping open his robes and singing sea shanties. Marsh also introduced a short-lived happy hour.' FORMER SPEAKERS
"Well, there you have it would you like to go to college and become doctors, dentists, lawyers or would you like to see Daddy with a full tank of gas?"
Males want equality Remotes Light switches Smoke breaks "Well. We've given the male prisoners EVERYTHING the female prisoners have and they're STILL not happy. What's wrong with him?" "PMS."
HIGHLIGHTS OF THE QUEEN'S VISIT: Prince Philip visits the spider display at provincial museum and mistakenly squashes rare arachnid. "GOTCHA! YOU @!!*$G" Sudden downpour washes away Ralph Klein and [...]
"Mr. MacKay your feelings for Ms. Stronach and your reaction to Thursday's shocker?" "Hopelessly de-voted."
"Okay take out the pizza oven." "Take out the foosball table, the tanning bed and the plasma t.v." "And finally, remove the wet bar and the vibrating chair." "It's going to be a whole new legislature."
YOUR POST-ELECTION BALLOT I was absolutely: SHOCKED DISBELIEVING INDIFFERENT ANGRY RELIEVED ELATED * Note: same reaction may apply to Belinda Stronach's defection
The B.C. election - WHAT'S HAPPENED SO FAR ... Adriane Carr dismayed to learn campaign trail' is actually blacktopped ... vows action. NDP attempts to distance self from unions ... pushes trailer [...]
ELECTION SNAPSHOTS: GREEN PARTY At stop in Yale, Carr promises to provide seed money to businesses. Even suggests which seeds to plant, best time of year. PEAS CARROTS Windmill powered vehicles idea [...]
"I still think that the government Sponsorship Program was: of the people ... for the people ..." "... and buy the people?"
"... and going out from Jack Layton to Paul Martin:" "... I only have ayes' for you!"
JA RULE "RAP! RAP! RAP!" JA KLAYTON "Take the rap! Take the rap! Take the rap!"
"Therefore, at 6 P.M. EST a ten foot wall made of bricks, rocks and mortar will be built around my office." THE PRIME MINISTER ADVISES THE NATION OF HIS LATEST PLAN TO STAY IN OFFICE
"When I'm older I want to bring down the house!" THE YOUNG STEPHEN HARPER
"What other compromises are involved in the LiberalNDP deal Prime Minister?" "I'll let Mr. Martin answer that."
THE FURTHER ADVENTURES OF ILANAAQ "It's always the same, isn't it, Ilanaaq the one that got away!" "You heard me, Buddy signal left or signal right but for Pete's sake, make up your mind." [...]