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"C'mon I don't want to be mayor again'" "No more broken promises and that's a promise.'" "Hey we just get comfy and you want us out?'" "Don't forget you still have the Stanley Park [...]
New! Improved! GOMERY! Whitens teeth! Freshens breath! IT WAS THE DAY THAT THE AD BOYS WERE SET TO TESTIFY
"He was trying to get a sandwich out of the machine and it fell on him." RICK MERCER FAILS THE ONE TON CHALLENGE
"Prime Minister! The bill for the sponsorship scandal is approaching $80 million! This is STAGGERING! We've got to DO something!" "You're absolutely right!" INQUIRY INTO THE GOMERY INQUIRY "And when did you first notice the cost?"
BRYAN ADAMS: MEMORABLE MOMENTS "Yes - this little beauty slices and dices but best of all - it CUTS LIKE A KNIFE!" BRIEF STINT AS CARNY HAWKER LEADS TO VERY FIRST HIT RECORD "GOTCHA!" STOP OFF AT [...]
"I ave ere a sandwich dat maybe don't ave the presidential seal, but I can tell you dat it was made in a small town near Ottawa by someone you may ave eard of - Tim Orton - and is full of [...]
HANSARD DAY'S PROCEEDINGS Mr. McKay: Wert thou ever so fair? Ms. Stronach: Oh, you! Mr. Speaker: Order! Order! Mr. McKay: Certainly. Two dozen roses. Ms. Stronach: Cherie! Hon. Member: This is [...]
B.C. BUDGET TO USHER IN GOLDEN DECADE "Imagine! Colin Hansen delivering the budget in RUNNING SHOES! What could be better?" NHL SEASON CANCELLED "SKATES!"
"In light of the raucous behaviour of members of the opposition, I am limiting question period to 15 minutes." "In fact fifteen minutes is too long! I think 10 minutes would be more appropriate. Or [...]
"Larry you've got to heal this rift with Fred Bass over the COPE' thing! Besides today is VALENTINE'S day! What would CUPID do?" "Isn't this your hat, Fred?"
While you were out Paul: Damn minority governments! They've started to remove chairs from our side of the commons and they've cut off my tab at the senate bar. Pierre. P.S. Have you noticed that the plane tickets to our ridings are just one way?
JUSTICE GOMERY'S TIMETABLE: 7AM Arrive at Commission hearings room 8AM Insert cotton into ears 9AM Look interested 10AM Put on glasses with false eyeballs 11AM Check to see if I'm still Commissioner.
CHUCK GUITE'S NOTEBOOK Firm up plans to run cattle through sponsorship' room Check mirror to see if I really am a charming scamp' Make one last, final, determined effort to look for rule book.
NOTE FROM SHEILA To: Justice Gomery John: Just to let you know that you have my complete support. Speaking of support, did you bill the government for a pair of Dr. Scholl's Dyna Step inserts for your late night sittings? Let me know. Sheila.
PMO Dear Mr. Chretien: Thank you for your letter of January 21st in which you propose replacing Justice Gomery with Judge Judy. It is our sincere belief that this would only complicate matters and [...]
POLL "Gotcha. Not for same-sex marriage .. Not against same-sex marriage Against marriage period."
"I cannot believe dat Gomery is staying on as ead of dat sponsorship commission, Aline!" "ow can dis be? Why are dey not appointing another judge?" "IS DERE NO WAY TO GET RID OF DAT MAN?" "Forget [...]
CHANNEL M "Premier Campbell on our last call-in show we were tricked by Peter from the trucking industry.'" "We have therefore compiled a list of possible government fraudsters including Andy [...]
"And parishoners may wish to note the absence of Tom Figby, who, during last week's sermon: Giving Thanks for All Things Bountiful,' took it as an invitation to polygamy and is currently hitchhiking to the B.C. Interior."
OLYMPIC COMMITTEE NEWS CONFERENCE "Today, we announce further enforcement and protection of the Olympic brand." "Accordingly, we ask that the public refrain from using certain words and phrases." [...]
"Tugboats standing by in case of breakdown' Life preservers ready and available under each and every seat.' Optional docking at Horseshoe Bay and Tsawwassen I'll tell you this " YOUR NEW RAV LINE "It sounds like another fast ferries fiasco' to me"
CANADIAN T-SHIRTS Offended and proud of it! I'm not offended by what you said but let me think about it a bit more. I'm offended that YOU'RE offended. Which side of the offense are YOU on?
"It's the best place on earth! It's the best place on earth!" "Carole James was right!" "These government sponsored T.V. ads are getting far too political!" Premier's Office Vote Gord
"Could I have a word with you, Bisby?" LIQUOR STORE KOKANEE LOOP
"GORD! Ontario is offering Vancouver's T.V. and film studies major TAX BREAKS and they may RELOCATE!" "It's a BLUFF! What makes you think they're SERIOUS?" "Well " NOW SHOOTING GORDON CAMPBELL IN [...]