Harrop, Graham

"Mrs. Brisby? This is Constable Finderman. Remember all those pounds you lost? Well, we found them."
"Prime Minister, you're stepping down. Thank you" "What was your crime, comrade?"
Canucks Newsletter
Government orders mandatory physical activity in schools to combat obesity.
"Hello, Bank of Montreal? 'Friends of the P.M'. here. Can we count on some financial support for the Prime Minister's. Farewell tribute?" "Of course, I can let you throught to the correction authority!" "Credit manager, can I help you?
"This's it! We're selling the car!! Translink's right...It's far cheaper to take public transit!"
"Come on...five, four, theree...what kind of pupils are you..? Two more...stretch those retinal muscles...one more...keep those peeps moving?
Highlights of Adrienne Clarkson's circumpolar tour...
"No, I will not give you any spare change! I am sick and tired of people like you begging for money! Why don't you get a real job like the rest of us!" "It's not going well, Prime Minister."
Too tall? We can take inches off your height!
"Are we keeping you up?"
"Worst case of allergies I 've ever seen!"
"The older I get, the lower I jiggle."
"Because I walk you to class, I understand you've told your classmates that I run an escort service...."
"Ask me about quorks"
"Can you believe it? Squatters living in Stanley Park and they don't pay a cent of rent or taxes! More beans please."
PORT DOVER PULP Penny Piper picks a peck of pickled peppers. Pats price. [Ptainted.] "We believe in the TRADITIONAL definition of marriage." "A man, a woman and the mortgage company."
"Are you deaf? I said can you make change for a fifty?"
"You hold me, put all the peanuts in a brwon paper bag, and hurry! This ain't my 'D0-Goodin brother. Yer talkin to!"
"Extra! Extra! No paper today due to blackout!" "Boy!" "Wait a minute...."
We know dat we 'ave a major power outage. Does anyone know what is the extent of it?" "We're thinking Ontario, Quebec and the Maritimes, possibly Albert." "Michigan down through Maine." "Working with the lights out, are we?" "Click"
"I am wanting to write a note to Canadians to assure dem dat I am still on the top of things despite the power outage." "Yes,Sir" "We may not 'ave any fax machines or computers but with a litte [...]
"All right, let's get some feedback on what'ave cause the power outage." "McCallum?" "Prime Minister, I believe something got too close to a generating plant, hit it and it exploded." "Sounds reasonable." "I'm thinking Mars."
"Jean Chretien on the line, Mr. President" "Not again" "Mr. President, I am calling to tell you dat I am leaving early from dis office." "No longer in power?" "You might say dat."
"Come clean or I'll pick up every bit of dirt on you I can find!"