Harrop, Graham

"I know dat as I speak tonight. Many of you are thinking: why is 'E leaving when 'E 'as been such a good prime minister?' ..."

"If Christy Clark is serious about a seismic upgrade for schools, she might want to do it before the next gym class..."

"It's got nothing to do with your childhood."

"I am telling you, Martin, that there is only one prime minister!" "Glad you agree drop by the PMO some time." "You may act like me,but I hold the reins of power." "Don't pull too hard. Needy and [...]

" I want to know, Martin, why you are camp out in the back of 24 Sussex! This is still my 'ouse..."

PRIME MINISTER'S CALENDAR Invite Paul Martin over for tea and scones. Plug in old electric armchair. Phone Governor General and invite her on circumirving' tour. Find out when Auditor General's [...]

"Governor Schwarzenegger, this is the Prime Minister speaking." "Get off the phone, Martin for crying oul loud!" "I', as much the prime as you..you..you..."

"'Ello, Arnold, I want to congradulate you on your win in California! I'ave seen you in Kindergarden Cop.Total recall and oh, what was dat other one?" "Twins" "Let me speak to him."

"Squatters! As far as the eye can see! Lined up all along Twelfth Avenue down Spruce! Oh."

"Get out of the chair, Prime Minister!" "I'm warning you, Martin, this is my chair! Don't try it!" "Oof!Grunt!Snorff!Gasp!" "Unggh!Arrgh!" "Say! This Chair fits two!" "Comfy, isn't it? Watch this sucker swivel!"

"Paul Martin, what are you doing here?" "What are you doing here, Chretien? You should have been in Halifax like I was after the hurricane instead of at a funderaiser in Vancouver!" "I was openning a [...]

"They are telling me dat I should not 'ave spend $100 million on two challenger jets! They are saying dat it is another example of government waste and mismanagement! I tell you dat the money was [...]

"You complained when we didn't have rain. When it was hot and dry and there were water restrictions. You went on and on and on! And now when we finally have enough you complain! Complain! Complain! Float the butter down."

"You're under arrest for impersonating an officer."

Getting the prime minister to leave early.Some sugguestions

"For crying out loud, you complain about the $2.5 million Whistler Conference and my trip to Paris for the Culture Forum and even now I am working with someone to keep costs down..."

Getting the prime minister to leave early.Some suggestions.

"Ed, it's Governor Schwarzenegger. He wants us to re-shoot our Canadian vacation movies in the San Fernando Valley!"

Getting the prime minister to leave early.Some suggestions

"All right, when you hear your name called, answer up..."

"I'm worried about Paul Martin." "Yes, Prime Minister." "'E is acting more like a Prime Minister than me! I am on the west coast, 'e on the east coast. I am on the radio, 'e is on TV. I say dis about [...]

"Governor General, it's me, Michael Ondaatje, In the Skin of a Lion." "Now, now, Michael.We are not here to trumpet our own accomplishments but to collectively advance the interests of all [...]

"Continued criticism today over the extravagance of Governor General Adrienne Clarkson's Circumpolar tour. Clarkson defended the tour saying it was a way to introduce Canada to the northern world. [...]

"More allegations of sexual misconduct, Mister Schwarzenegger. Someone remembers being gorped in an elevator...someone else recollects an improper advance. Still someone else has reflected on the [...]