Harrop, Graham

B.C. LEGISLATURE VISITORS GALLERY "Despite recent events, Brandon, the gentleman in black is the speaker, not the mouthpiece' the MLA's are absent, not on the lam', and it is called question period, not interrogation.' "
"... and once again, the great nations of Canada and the U.S. enjoy a friendship not seen since a coupla hundred years B.C!" "Before Chretien"
"HE'S BACK! HE'S BACK!" "After this we'll do Gary Collins"
"SEXIST!" "RACIST!" "AGEIST!" "Judgist"
"Wayne Dyer says Don't die with the music still in you ...'" "That settles it! I'm having the harmonica removed!"
BETTER LAYTON THAN NEVER! Vote NDP
"I'll have the baked Alaska ..." "One global warming special' coming up ..."
"What IS it, about Hawaii, Gary? Every time I come down here something HAPPENS!" "First the D.U.I. and then the raid on the legislature." "WHY DOES SOMETHING ALWAYS HAPPEN? WHY? WHY? WHY? WHY?" "Coconut."
"I can't believe that after all these years, I, Paul Martin, finally have the top job here in Canada!" "It's true, Sir. There is no higher office in our great land than that of the Prime Minister." "Say! Where is he?" "That's you, Sir!"
"Come the new year, I, Gordon Campbell, will lead this great province in the direction of that shining star!" "That's the auto mall."
RETURNS "Clothing and personal items only" "Must be accompanied by a receipt" "And definitely from this store" "I couldn't get mine off the couch"
Reconcilled to chestnuts roasting on a open fire and Jack Frost nipping at her nose, Colleen still could not get used to folks dressed up like Eskimos...
"I wasn't talking to you!"
"I am dat ghost of christmas past! In life I ave forge these chains! Dat damn APEC ting ... dat will aunt me forever! Oh, yeah - and tanks to me dere is now GST in the spirit world! - Hey! Don't [...]
Santa Claus You sure have a lot of raindere! Do you really need so many? Have you ever thot of letting one or two go? Do you reelize how much you coud save if you shut the whole operashun down and [...]
MERRY CHRISTMAS TO: MAYOR CAMPBELL Larry, you've got style and flair polish and aplomb but could you make a happy Yule and keep your clothing on? SEASON'S GREETINGS TO: THE SCHOOL BOARD FROM: A [...]
"Let it snow...let it snow...let it snow."
"O.K. Now you two off to bed or else the great red lobster won't leave any clams in your gumboots!"
GET READY TO PAY MORE FOR ELECTRICITY "I realize that you're not happy about the increase in electricity rates ..." HYDRO SUCKS YA BUNCH OF SCOOGES TIGHTWADS GRINCHES "But isn't there another way to let them know?"
"Ho! Ho! Ho! Cookies and milk!...."
"H's right, you know...If we're going to spend six hundred bucks on Barbie's home and furniture, we might as well spend the extrea two hundred on Babaie's 'lil almarm system."
"Hey, baby, pucker up!...Come over here and give Santa a big ol'smoocheroo!"
"How can you say that we don't have a security breach here at the Palace? My footman works for the enquiler, my butler is on parole, and my lady-in-waiting is Jerry Springer!" "Charles has no problem with it!" "That isn't Charles!"
"I'm serious, Philip...Security here at the palace ia a joke!" "What rot." "There was an under cover journalist working here for two months!" "At least we got the paper on time!" "I want something done!" "Loose the corgis!"
"I tell you, Philip, security here in Buckingham Palace is lax!" "Nonsense! We are protected by royall guardsmen for heaven's sake! We've got Scotland Yard outside the door." "'scuse me...toilet?" "Lower floor second right."