Harrop, Graham

LIBERAL LEADERSHIP CANDIDATES WHAT THEY SAY: "Prime Minister, your enduring legacy will continue to inspire Canadians for generations to come." WHAT THEY MEAN: "You still here?"
SCANDAL SPONSORSHIP MESS WORKS MINISTRY MESS THE FEDERAL GOVERNMENT INCREASES ITS VISIBILITY IN QUEBEC
"None of our pills are made by Titleist so I'd say you definitely swallowed a golf ball"
"I told you to keep the electricity bill under $30,000!"
IN A PIG'S EYE' SWINE EYE SPECIALISTS
AMUSEMENT PARK UNDER 4 FEET HALF PRICE WHY LIMBO DANCERS HAVE MORE MONEY THAN THE REST OF US.
PHARMASEE "We've got a special on eyeglasses."
TOOL SHED "Before I lost all my teeth I used to be a rake." TOOL SHED LOTHARIOS
One hour developing
"High levels of toxicity." "Pollutants and irritants far exceeding the norm." " A large number of combustibles spewing noxious emissions into the atmosphere." "Well, that's the mayoral race for you."
REALLY BAD DAY IN THE COMMONS
"Premier Campbell, shutting down the Starlight Express was a mistake! People say it's a comple waste of track!" "We'll deal with that at the openning of the legislature." "Toot, Toot"
"Anybody want to throw a pie at a picture of the P.M.?"
3 STYLISTS NO WAITING "Clear off! Can't you read the sign?" NOT EXPECTED TO LAST AS RECEPTIONIST.
"I'm sorry, my dear sir, but you don't even have enough to buy you a new blade. Now you did say that Arthur Andersen was doing your bookkeeping?"
"Mr. Manley, do I spell that 'Hair Apparent' or 'Hare Apparent?"
"You knew she was going , Ed." "I'm completely empty inside." "The queen comes, the queen goes." "There's absolutely nothing in there." "Royalty doesn't stick around." "Just a big empty space." "Hey! let's re-stock!" "Maybe she forgot something."
"That's right...our earnings aren't what we told you."
"Philip it says here that we are to be in Vancouver in October to witness a HOCKEY GAME!!" "I assume that will include the attendant fisticuffs, brawling and vulgarity." "Make no mistake I will [...]
"Hostile take-over!" WHY OPPOSITION LEADERS RARELY HEED ADVICE FROM BUSINESSMEN
"Look, daddy, horses!" "Yes, honey, this new Millennium Line leaves the city of Vancouver far, far behind!" "Cows!" "We leave the hustle and the bustle of town for greener places." "Piggies!" "Give me the hustle and the bustle anytime!" "Goats!"
Weapons of moss destruction "... or we got the AK-47-G which blows the stuff right the hell out of the ground."
Vin Diesel "Ah ... a charming bouquet wiz a light, fruity taste and ze hint of crude oil!"
"But Ed says the main reason that Saskatchewan didn't make the short list, Aunt Edna, is because of the downhill..."
Where not to eat