Harrop, Graham

Canada receives the last of the subs from Britain. "Two bologna with cheese and a ham on rye!"
"That's right. No shaving cream no soap powder no magazines. Nuts we got." Ed's Convenience Store
Petrocan't "The gas pump is broken ... our oil has run out and the air hose won't work"
Hallewood "... And over there is Berry Boulevard, Berry Crescent and Berry Freeway."
Bill and coup "If the chocolates don't work, it'll cost you $150,000 to unseat the Prime Minister, Mr. Martin ..."
"Hey! - Wait a minute ... you gave me 55 change out of a dollar!" "Our accounting practices are under review."
"No newspapers to line our cage? What are they using? "Stock certificates"
"Hey dude! What are you fining me for?" "Impersonating an officer."
"... And a big thanks to our Minister of Agriculture, who, throughout the long, hot, tedious days of summer, continues the campaign of downsizing ..."
"Perhaps you can help, Miss Jones ... avid reader of 'High Times' magazine ... wants to know where she can score a doobie ..."
"Ralph Goodale has cut off your sponsorship money."
White House secretaries who watch too much T.V. "What have you done with President Bartlet?"
"Hello?" I'm on vacatio
Electric fence "YAAAAAAAAAAH!"
Piece Tower "... And this came crashing down in 2005 when Jean Chrtien climbed the Parliament Buildings in an effort to regain power."
Ab originals "All mine ... no plastic surgery ... NOTHING!"
Ottawa panhandlers
Equal opportunity employers "You're not getting promoted ... you're not getting promoted ... you're not getting promoted."
Sins of commission "You haven't sold anything for months! YOU'RE FIRED!"
Monterey Pop Festival "You a father? I'm a father." "Yep. I'm a father" "I'm a dad." "Me too. Twice over." "I'm a father.'
CHER - FAREWELL TOUR III
#1 saying of Alberta cattle farmers "Let the chips fall where they may"
"Sir Loin?" BUTCHER CHRETIEN COULD NOT ESCAPE THE TITLES' FOOFARAW
"Ok, for all those of you who put your back out doing the 'Locomotion', there's a first-aid tend right ourside the door, help yourself to the geritol punch right next to the botox booth." "Walk carefully"
"There's a girl after my own heart." WHEN ORGAN HARVESTERS ARE RECOGNIZED.