Harrop, Graham

"Light?" WHY THE ANTI-TOBACCO LOBBYISTS SHOULD NEVER BE ALLOWED TO RE-DIGITALIZE OLD MOVIES.
"...and not only an autographed picture of Paul, Prime Minister, but we'll help you carry the heavy stuff when you leave!"
"Name number 85 Paul Martin." THE LIST OF MP'S BACKING THE PRIME MINISTER SUDDENLY BECOMES SUSPECT
Initial discussion on most appropriate honour for MICK JAGGER. "Royal Order of the Garter?"
How to get Jean Chrtien to visit the West. "Fore!"
Another way to tell when stuff is out of date. "'Official sponsor of the 1936 Olympics.'"
Solar powered hockey teams
"Get ready...here comes the first of the protesters here at the G8 summit ..." "Please Prime Minister Berlusconi ..." We Wuz ROBBED Italy World Cup '02
Liberal carcass meetings. "There's a body ... over there a body ... over there a body ... over there ..."
"It's a case of circling our wagons and remembering that we're supposed to be shooting at the government, not each other. But the biggest question is ..." "Are we even TREATING gunshot wounds?"
Faith hill "Jean - we can survive this whole Groupaction thing ... we can come out smelling like a ROSE!"
"I told him to prepare for rotating job-action so he's brought Gravol." UN-FAIR OUT BROTHERS
Absolute worst time for John Manley to lose a loonie. "Oh, GREAT! That's the end of the dollar!"
Unencumbered by the Prime Minister, Paul Martin finally learns how to make Kraft Dinner "... And then you add the cheese and scarf the whole thing down."
"He said: When the going gets tough, the tough get going' so he went."
When Paul Martin supporters make the introductions. "Ladies and gentlemen ... the Tight Honourable Don Chrtien."
"And leave it that way!" MARILYN MANSON UNPLUGGED
"... And if Hell really does freeze over before we bring the Winter Olympics in on budget ..." "Perfect skating venue!"
The Prime Minister shows that he is still in control.
Defence ministers who used to be bankers "We'll nickel and dime 'em to death."
Note: If scanned price is higher than shelf price that item is FREE! "They never tell you what happens if the price is lower!"
"It's bad enough that cruise ships are bypassing us for Seattle but where's that one heading?" "Calgary."
CLINIC Walk-ins Welcome
"The usual - Paul McCartney's invited us to his wedding ... Prince Charles wants us to spend the weekend in Highgrove ... and WalMart has 10% off on sheets and linens ..."
HAIR REPLACEMENT CLINIC "I only have $10,000 to spend." IT WAS FREDERICK'S HAPPIEST DAY EVER.