Harrop, Graham

The Commons gift shop "Where do we keep the 'cut the bluster you bilious old gasbag' cards?

"I think you should stop seeing your shrink."

Keyless entry system

Another sign that Liberal backbenchers are planning a revolt. "Is it: 'sic semper tyrannis' or 'sic TEMPER tyrannis'?"

Why some people don't become senators. "... But mostly I'd have trouble with the 'sober second thought' part."

U.S. Sturgeon General "You heard me - alert the Nation that eating fish will result in hives, rickets or WORSE!"

"I've died and gone to heaven." EDIE LIKED FAST WOMEN

STAPLES "Funny, isn't it? They're the one thing we don't sell."

Moniker Lewinsky "Call me Shoiley."

"Prime Minister...another large piece has broken off the Antarctic ice shelf." "Good! I can use it!"

Having traded fame for the anonymity and obscurity of a parks board job, Elvis' cover is SUDDENLY BLOWN. "You ain't nuthin' but ground hog ... !"

Bill Clinton abandons plans to become the next Oprah Winfrey "The dress won't fit."

Superman launches his class action suit "Black tie ... satin leggings ... silk cape. Now it's off to fight the errant rich."

"Watch out for the sandtrap"

The Royal Tanningbums "Flip you over, your Majesty?"

"What do you mean your sticks are back at the border?" "Softwood lumber"

"No volleyball ... no frisbee ... no boom box. What was that thing you wanted to do again?" "Gord! Gord! I've got it!" "It's NOT a shortage of nurses ..." "It's too many patients!" "You try to help"

Due to a conflict in travel plans, the Prime Minister accidentally visits the West. "Oh, for crying out loud!"

Ironically, Bob Guccione lived in a basement suite

"Ready." POOREST UNDERSTANDING OF LIBERAL LEADERSHIP RACE.

Gloria had suggested Vern join a support group. "I'm not sitting around in my jock-strap!"

Keith Martin on the golf course. "If I were you, I'd use the mace."

In the Skin of a Lion C. Ondjaate "Been there ... done that ... ate the author."