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CHRISTMAS NEWS NO REAL SAVINGS ON BLINKING LIGHTS SAYS PREMIER Citing Extensive studies, B.C. Pre-mier Gordon Campbell said today that there is no appreciable' difference in the cost of electricity [...]
THE SANTA CAM WAS NOT A GOOD IDEA.
MAYTAG OLD LONELY' WOULD PROVE TO BE A MISNOMER.
EMERGENCY FULL "Shouldn't be much longer" "I think I heard her say Move over,' too!" A NIGHT AT ST. PAUL'S EMERGENCY TAKE A NUMBER "He's not sick just wants to get in line now."
Newscasters not pleased with the election results. "Aw, fer cryin' out loud ...!!"
"Aw to hell with it! This year I just stay in the Bahamas and watch the sun go down." THE ORIGINAL SUNSET CLAUS.
The danger of using Tide in the maritimes. "Looks like another thirteen footer!"
GARY FARRELL COLLINS CUT-BACKS OUR GOVERNMENT AT WORK GOVERNMEN[T] VEHICLES MINISTER OF MINES MINI[STER] OF FOREST[RY] DUDE! PREMIER "They got him for six bucks an hour."
#1 salesman in the used car biz "Think, my friend - we'd only give you a warranty if we thought something would go WRONG with it!"
Biffy - the Vampire Slayer "Looks like the outhouse did him in ..."
START OOPS! ICBC takes back $100 rebate. Your watch and wallet are gone, too. YOU PASS AIR CARE! Unfortunately, attendants saw you push car through. GO BACK. Ding! Price of fuel goes up three times [...]
Maureen McTier "You the person who wants to give me a piece of her mind?"
Ted was in the autumn of his life. "This is the sixth time today!"
"For the last time: Quit calling me Premium Campbell!" ICBC RAISING THE RATES? ICBC "Counter attack." HARDWARE Harry Potter Special $9.95
Another way to tell when you're dating someone from a nuclear power plant. "You simply glow."
"Next time tell Daddy: 'I'm an accountant' not: 'I'm in the numbers racket.'"
A brief history of time. "That clock we bought was repossessed today."
The Soapranos "And everytime you use a dirty woid you're gonna get yer mouth washed out! Unnerstand?"
"Okay ... if I DIDN'T take it in one lump sum how much would it be?"
Survivor Africa "Don't forget ... it's 'Outwit ... Outlast ...' but not 'Outrun.'"
Jack Lemming "Every movie he ever made - he drives over a cliff ..."
Hillary and Tenzing. "Damn! I was sure I'd find him up here with some floozie!"
Arnold was possessed of a certain animal magnetism "Damn! A rottweiler"
"I've TOLD you what drugs I'm not funding. Why should I worry about someone with ringworm, diarrhea and incontinence?" "He's in your office."
When travel agents need to make a sale "The eternal city won't be there forever!"