Harrop, Graham

"Call me Sunny'" JOHN RALSTON SOL

"Findleberry your Viagra prescription is ready!" WHY FORMER CROWD CONTROL OFFICERS SHOULD NEVER BE HIRED AS PHARMACISTS.

There's a little McDonald's in ALL OF US. "He swallowed the Happy Meal toy ..."

Liberals in space "We should never 'ave repeal the law of gravity!"

Olympic gold medal winners still having trouble adjusting.

Heart Eggleton "You're nobody 'til somebody loves you ... you're nobody 'til somebody cares ..."

"Claims on the Queen Charlotte Islands " "Claims on the Okanagan the Cariboo Tsawassen." "Vancouver Island the Kootenays on Skeena. I've studied them all." "This particular area is not in [...]

Ralph Klein Collection "Of course it's old, you idiot!"

REAL Agriculture Ministers "Alfalfa. - Why?"

Conrad Bloc "You heard me - I propose splitting the House of Lords in two ... !"

Another sign that the greeting card companies are gaining the upper hand ... "Happy Laundry Day!"

Politicians in love. "She loves me ... she loves me not. She loves me ... she loves not." "Looks like we need a recount here ..."

Paul Martin was not improving his leadership chances. "Here's another one: "Gracious retirement living in the heart of sunny Florida. Live the life of Riley here in "Shady Palms' Senior's Complex ..."

"EARTHQUAKE! IT'S THE BIG ONE!" "Nope. Coming from David Zirnhelt's office."

Absolute worst time to recommend latest movie release to fellow M.P. "Big Fat Liar."

Not expected to get the loan "It's just a formality, but but I'd like to check out the Mayor's signature of support for your marijuana grow-op."

Chrtien did not appreciate his youngest cabinet minister asking bout transportation perks. "Dude ... where's my car?"

Eventually, Len would learn not to talk about his golf swing indiscriminately. "I'm a hooker."

The downside of being a national treasure. "And if you die, you can be dug up by the government and sold at a swap meet."

"But, Alors! If Quebec wants to remain in Canada I say fine!Good! Even great!"

"This just in..."

JEWELLER DIAMONDS ARE FOREVER

One day in the NHL "You're lucky you only got five minutes ..."

"You're history" COMMONS ARCHIVES WHEN GOVERNMENTS CUT SERVICES.