Harrop, Graham

"For crying out loud, Jessica this is the fifth take!! Can't you do it without stumbling over something?" DORK ANGEL
Another sign that the Prime Minister isn't screening his limo drivers well enough. "Get down! It's the fuzz!"
"Damn!" EXCEPTIONALLY POOR LEADERSHIP MATERIAL
"The fifth page of your passport has a two-for-one offer on 150 more " NOT EXPECTED TO GAIN ENTRY INTO CANADA
"All in favour say Aye!'" "Aye!" "Wait a minute " THE PRIME MINISTER WAS ENCOUNTERING SOME UNEXPECTED OPPOSITION
"And finally: Do you rate surveys somewhat intrusive ... very intrusive ... highly intrusive."
"Damn! I'm not supposed to eat chocolate cake until after supper and it's only 2:30. Oh, damn!" ANGELA HAD A WAIT PROBLEM
PANTS MEN SWEAR "Oh."
"Two guys from France got food poisoning here."
Most requested game on CSIS stake-outs "I spy with my little eye ..."
THE WORLD IS COMING TO AN END NEAR YOU FORMER THEATRE MANAGERS WHO'VE FOUND RELIGION.
Murder at the mime school "... You also have the right to remain silent. Acutally, I gues we can skip that part ..."
"I did time in '67 for a B and E, six months in '72 for assault and hey! Let's not forget the two years for armed robbery!" EMPLOYMENT DONALD HAD THE COURAGE OF HIS CONVICTIONS
"We should have set a time limit."
[Three snowmen]
As a psychiatrist, Bob Hope did nobody any favours ... "Angst for the memories ..."
"Welcome to the Halitosis Clinic." MOST APTLY NAMED INSTITUTION 2001.
"The results are in on holding the Olympics in our city." "After tabulating 156,287 ballots, the vote is unanimous." "The will of the people is firm, clear and decisive." "They all want to remain neutral." "These damn Swiss referendums."
"THERE! I've made 65 New Years resolutions for 2002, Gerald!" "I only hope you can keep them."
TELEPHONE COMMISSION CHIEF LORD OF THE RINGS
"We'll enjoy Christmas as soon as it's over." PREVAILING YULETIDE SENTIMENT
"We've got to tell him."
"I'm sorry. That one isn't platinum and this one isn't gold." PAWN SHOP STUNNING REVELATION FOR AMEX CARD HOLDERS.
"We've suggested they make the Sea to Sky highway one of the events." "Anybody else think they should hold them in the summer when the weather's better?" THE 2010 WINTER OLYMPICS BID GETTING STARTED [...]
HAD IT NOT BEEN FOR THAT ONE FATAL MISTAKE, THE INTER-GALACTIC BEER FRANCHISE WOULD HAVE BELONGED TO SLOTZ.