Norris, Len

"While Reggie affects a facade of indifference toward the Grey Cup affair, he is, nevertheless, a keen student of pre and post-game hijinks ..."
"... first, let's dispel the myth that you are indispensable ..."
"See here, I says to the missus, we've got a week to prepare for this threatened oil strike. I'll look after transportation, you see to the house ..."
"Congratulations ... I knew all along we were the lesser of the evils ..."
"What's up chaps? Someone go through a stop sign or did you think it was bingo night?"
"Whose facts do you want to substantiate your firm convictions?"
"Why does your Uncle Flanagan in Dublin have to send a telegram about his visit THIS week?"
"I can understand chaps named Gandhi or de Valera demanding independence from Britain ... but Smith ...!"
"Henry is still weighing the pros and cons of being a voter, much less an undecided voter ..."
"... may I assure our members that going to the aid of the police in no way contravenes our constitution ..."
"They're striking at the very base of our way of life, the foundation of the family ... the gas tank of my car!"
"Once more, away from the nest go the little ones, to face life's challenges, gathering the pearls of knowledge that are the building blocks of their future ... deal the cards."
"... didn't you say one person trying the impossible around here was enough?"
"It's the latest thing ... those thigh-high skirts ... they're wearing ..." "Disgraceful" "... in England."
"... but Major, what do you want with another Volunteer Foreign Service medal?"
"Usually she just stomps in with my tea and slippers ... today it apparently was a pas seul followed by a grand jete ..."
News Item: "Soft talk and quiet diplomacy called for in Canadian-American relations." ... like neighbors?
"... he says, according to a recent local survey, he only has fifty seven cents."
"We make him more revenue than the race track ... but where was the premier at our official opening?"
"... we wondered if you'd like us to case the Billy Graham show for you ..."
"... and what have we got? A nothing in our tank, a leak in our boat and a minnow in our net."
"So ... what day ain't?"
"The little dears are going to watch the bird watchers ..."
"I can see it now: ... Sir Henry, KBE, OBE, MBE ..."
"... While the Federal and Provincial Governments fight over our off-shore natural resourses, ... what does the ordinary little man get out of it?"