Norris, Len

"... first a word from the sponsers. They'd like to get in at least three commercials for their deodorant ..."
"Dear me ... no wonder the government is trying to protect our Canadian publishers ..."
"Don't you understand ... we're at war."
"But I've seen them ... you mark it all out with white lines ... put the attendants shack over there ... paint 'PARKING' on the big wall ... make a 'LOT FULL' sign ..."
"... and this company undertakes to pay all claims except in cases where vehicles involved were being driven at the time of the accident, or at a speed by a male or female, minor or major, or damage [...]
"You're right ... the confounded stuff is starting to grow."
"Isn't that wonderful ... they're the only things Albert fails in ..."
"Are you aware that the fancy figure-skating championship has already been won?"
"Well, get ready to memorize a whole new price list, Duncan."
"Henry says we'll squeak by with 1,499,999."
"But they've been stuck here since Tuesday and the long-range forecast says more snow ..."
"Dressed like THIS ... out in THAT ... are you daft?"
"As a matter of fact they WERE stomping around my roof ... why do you ask?"
"I'll tell you one thing Ethel ... if they license all the cabarets I won't have to lug this blinkin' big hand bag around ..."
"Getting Henry to exercise his democratic right to vote will be a lot easier if we can find a way to avoid the word exercise."
"I see they've made this Safe Driving Week ... and about time too."
"If they're trying to stir up public interest in Ottawa, where's their Profumos and Christines?"
Running for office >>> "Yours is the very kind of staunch support I'm looking for ..." "Loved your speech the other day .... or was that your opponent?" "My most worthy opponent is a bumbling [...]
"Thank goodness our kids are out hanging around street corners and never see it."
"... and he won't help build freeways in Vancouver because he don't want us drivin' AND drinking."
"Let's see now ... $1,625,472, take away $2.63, leaves only $1,625,469.37."
[Krushchev depicted packing a suitcase]
"Well, have fun ... with luck you might not even see a moose or a deer."
"... now in cricket we hold the bat sensibly, like so ..."
"Hold it up a bit more ... I want to read it again."