Norris, Len

"Did you know you can learn 'Practical Cooking' at night school?"
"... we expect some dropouts in grades 11 and 12, but in second day of grade one ..."
"Hey! don't tell me its hockey season already."
"They whack up the fares and we'll have the first white elephants with green and blue stripes on them."
"Mark my words, if we don't get some rain soon, the forests will be ablaze, lawns will wither, viruses will run rampant, crops will fail ..."
"... and this is to certify that your signature on this cheque does not necessarily imply that you endorse all the aims, ambitions and policies of this bank. There, does that suit you."
"Darts in beer parlors is a jolly fine idea ... once we get the hang of the game."
"Usual complaint after one week's holiday, I suppose - can't find anything to do ..."
"... then along came all this talk of free medical care ..."
"But could you afford to love, honor and keep me in sickness ... and in health, too?"
"... this year I suggest the whole question of topless bathing suits is academic."
"... because, as I've already told you a dozen times, the idea of a documentary film is to faithfully record our simple everyday lives ..."
"D'you realize the water alone came to over $700 million?"
Silent Spring by Rachel Carson the Pesticide Threat
"Okay, but I'd feel better if I found a pest swimmin' around in it once in a while."
"'Third generation Canadian, veteran of two wars' ... what are you writing to the editor about today?"
"I wouldn't vote for anyone who pulled a dog's ears."
"... You were right. It must be something the plumbers do that makes them float."
"Your cheapest rate please ... It's just garbage and it's only going to the North Shore ..."
"Henry says I shouldn't complain just because he enjoys Canada's national sport ... sittin' around watchin' TV ..."
"Hold it professor ... they came through with it."
"I'm surprised at China and Russia getting into a quarrel ..." "I don't see why you should be - look at Quebec and Canada ..." "I think that's a poor analogy. It's foolish to compare the ..." "Who are you callin' stupid!"
"... I don't know why you keep sending them money, it only encourages them to fight over it."
"Well, so much for their Provincial Tire Inspectors ..."
"May I hasten to say I have no fixed opinions on dentistry, am not a dental mechanic, or an MLA ... just a coward."