Norris, Len

"... now, I don't happen to agree with these gentlemen ..."
"... while I concede that Red China is probably there, I doubt if I could recognize it even if I saw it."
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"After one drink don't drive for an hour, after two wait two hours, after three wait four hours, after four wait six hours ... he'll be here till Friday."
"... I'd like something for the man who ate everything."
"... let's face it ... if they put the fares up one of us is going to have to walk."
"... the receivers' hook-in pattern was well run, but I would have played the end tighter and let the deep man float wider on the play ..."
"... Out of bed and on your way before 9 o'clock ... whatever's come over you, Henry?"
"Imagine someone saying barmaids wouldn't be able to manage the customers."
"If you must know ... it's wheat."
"I think it's a shame ... just when you decided to abolish the Devil, up pops Mark Twain."
"... black fedora, check jacket, about 5'10", 35-40 years old, carrying nickel-plated revolver ..."
This Is Fire Prevention Week
"Henry is trying to make up his mind on who he'll vote for in case he makes up his mind to vote."
"... and I'll thank you to stop accusing me of not taking a vital and active interest in current events."
"... and what are we growing? Grass!"
"Henry decided to take the day off and support the fight for freedom ... in Washington ... on TV."
"He's confused Ethel ... man date is what WE want ... our vote is all HE wants. "
"Why all the fuss ... if we're going to remake the downtown area anyway."
"... just another anniversary demonstration against our wall by the Picts and Scots."
We have Professors (Absent Minded) At Under Budget College But if Bennett doesn't dip into the sock Even the Board might wake to see All the Profs at UBC Becoming Absent (Travel Minded) by the flock.
"This place been bothered by any of those rowdies yet?"
"... I say let's take a chance that they've settled the strike."
"Can't understand why we didn't win ... 95% of area for parking, dunking pond, secret entrance for Board of Governors, student's pub, faculty club, electric black board wipers ..."
"... that just leaves pills, pesticides, traffic, smoking, fatty foods, and banned books for Ethel to worry about."