Norris, Len

"Why can't you go on strike like other fishermen?"
"They're all right when it's free, but if we are charging a quarter to get in ..."
"... then I went to Arthur Murray."
"I often wonder ... was she originally out after military secrets?"
"And now it's off to bed at nine, before the cigarette ads come on TV."
"... Mr. Gordon doesn't understand me either."
"... the Liquor Control Board inspector here?"
"I hear it is cleanup week ... and look at you."
"No, no, Ethel ... just a brief outline of the plot."
"In compliance with the directive re biculturalism and anti-separatism and to facilitate my use of French ..."
"I just can't approve of these mixed marriages ..."
"They've come up with a cause that George finds irresistible."
"Yes ... I read that silly article about the automobile being the North American male's sex symbol."
"That was yesterday ... and what have they done for us since?"
"... and I say that your inalienable democratic rights do not include heckling."
"Great election rally Ethel took me to this evening ... five hundred were turned away at the door and I was one of them."
"I'm having difficulty deciding whether to be conventional with nuclear available or nuclear with reservations ..."
"... and the spontaneous demonstration is scheduled for 7:30 sharp."
Bingo once in two weeks is quite legal Bingo thrice in three weeks is a crime While the logic of this saying may seem feeble You should not expect both reason and a rhyme
"Shall we decide who we'll vote for now ... or wait to be caught up in the emotional excitement of the hustings?"
"Judging by his picture, I'd say he's been around for something less than 40 years, wouldn't you?"
"About these micromicrothingamejigs ... are they fattening?"
"... Here's to the man who drinks brown ale ..."
Mark our words! they allow bar maids in the Pubs and there's no telling where the thing will end ...
"... You still on Alert footin', Sidney? You sure they ain't fergot yer?"