Peterson, Roy

"With each new leadership race Stockwell felt the need to re-invent himself."
"Yo, Allah! Smile, we're on candid camera." " WE?"
Dear Santa I have bin a good boy and balanced my Budgit agin this year. Merry Chistmas, Paul Martin P.S. Pleese leave your anti-terrorism security fee ($24.00) in my cash register before you leeve. Keep flying! Thanks Paul
Somehow, Scrooge mused, the Ghost of Christmas Present looked different this year "How do I get outta here?"
HOW TO CONTROL YOUR PET "SIT! STAAAY "
Cycle of Violence
"For distinguished spending by a Canadian shopper in a foreign sales campaign." "Do I have to declare it at the border?" THE WAR ON TERRORISM
OFFICIAL SOUVENIR NDP CONVENTION, WINNIPEG, 2001
"Gosh, Conrad, I don't know if Prime Minister Chretien would give you an honorary citizenship too " HONORARY CITIZEN OF CANADA NELSON MANDELA
"Are you protesting or protecting?"
ATTENTION! BARBERS OF KABUL! -> Official Hirsute Styling Guide (updated!) FUNKY FUNDAMENTALIST THE SEMI-OSAMA (HEY, THEY COULD RETURN.) DO-IT-YOURSELF RAZOR CUT THE NEW AGE TALIBAN-BEGONE! (SHORT BACK'N'SIDES)
IF YOU'RE NOT PART OF THE SOLUTION YOU'RE PART OF THE PROBLEM "Of course, it loses something in translation."
Freedom Bought & Paid For.
"And we're having our picture taken with Santa Claus tomorrow!" HAVE YOUR PHOTO TAKEN WITH BILL CLINTON $1000
DEFICIT SPENDING? I.O.U. "YOO-HOO!" "Try to ignore it."
" and so realistic! The dead' smell is new isn't it?"
"roll over Roll Over ROLL OVER " PLAY DEAD
"Somebody get me aspirin GENERIC if possible."
"Of course, in the old days, we used to get really nifty souvenir jackets." I WENT TO THE APEC CONFERENCE IN SHANGHAI AND ALL I GOT WAS THIS KEVLAR T-SHIRT
"As you know, the politically correct are advising you not to DEMONIZE Osama bin Laden." "Hell, that'll be my job later on."
CANADA GOES TO WAR "CHARGE! But don't wear your uniforms to work!"
OPERATION ENDURING FREEDOM "He ain't heavy he's my brother."
DEAD MAN RUNNING
REALITY VIRTUAL REALITY STATUE OF LIMITATIONS
"Yo! Up there! You can take a rest I'M here!" "He's become insufferable ever since Conrad left." AS WE ALL KNOW ARROGANCE IS A BIGGER THREAT TO LIBERALS THAN OPPOSITION PARTIES. JEAN CESAR