Peterson, Roy

"We'll have to wait for backup " OTTAWA BUREAUCRACY (QUIET PLEASE)

Q: WHY IS ELVIS LIKE THE CANADIAN DOLLAR? A: Both are dead, yet retain monetary value. Elvis earned $37-million U.S. last year. The loonie still hovers around 63 cents U.S.

"The sleeves might need some work " ONTARIO'S MIKE HARRIS OPEN TO LEADING UNITED RIGHT-WING FRONT

"I see myself as your new chief accountant." "Just don't refer to me as the CEO "

STATUS QUO THE FAREWELL TOUR

"Fine. How was your week?"

"I blame Paul Martin." UNITED NATIONS HUMAN DEVELOPMENT INDEX CANADA NOW THIRD BEST COUNTRY TO LIVE IN

DECRIMINALIZE POT?

"Ho-hum back to reality" G8 SUMMIT

GOVERNMENT AND MANAGE YOUR OWN FINANCES "NOW LEGAL RULES TO CREATE YOUR OWN LOCAL LEVEL" "Assimilation!" WINDTALKER DREAMCATCHER

CELEBRITY BOXING / OTTAWA STYLE No hitting below the belt Neutral corner' Mandatory 10-Count before the bout The Champ's personal ethics counselor New 30-day disclosure rule

SPONTANEOUS COMBUSTION

"It comes with the job these days."

"Stephen Harper is right. You Canadians have a can't do' attitude "

PUBLIC TRUST DO NOT CROSS PUBLIC TRUST DO NOT CROSS "Hmm tastes like Grit "

"Pass d'mustard! Pass d'relish! Pass d'ketchup!" "Pass the torch?"

LIBERAL SHOOTING GALLERY Auditor-General's report on mishandled government contracts

"I don't think we're in Canada anymore Toto!" THE LAND OF OOZE HOME OF THE WIZARD$ OF FEDERAL CONTRACT$

"We're back! With us tonight is that hottie-on-her-way-to-the-White House Hillary Rodham " "Series cancelled, Oprah-boy."

LEPEN'S EURO STYLE! FRENCH FRIED FASCISM MAY CAUSE CANCER TO THE SYSTEM "Le flash in Le Pen? MAIS NON!"

Jack Cullen & The Owl Prowl JOHN FRANCIS CULLEN 1922-2002 A VANCOUVER ORIGINAL

"Sorry about the eviction. I'll take care of the kid." THE GARDEN OF EDEN

THE MIDDLE EAST AS WE NOW SEE IT "The NDP is committed to the right of er Ottawa to exist within secure borders not necessarily defended by the U.S. military." THE OFFICIAL NDP MIDEAST POLICY

"Boss! Boss! Last year's prime-time Tories have voted themselves BACK onto our island!" RETURN to FANTASY ISLAND