Peterson, Roy

"All I said was that Albertans should share the wealth!" "We're not chargin' yuh fer the tar and feathers."
No longer would the tiny ship sail in endless opposing circles. Now the tiny ship would sail in endless circles to starboard. " like starboard' means right,' huh Joe?"
"And they said it would be lonely at the top!"
[The creation of man; Alfred E. Neuman]
"And you used to complain about changing typewriter ribbons!" BEWARE CODE RED
"Big Jean sez t'just stop gettin' sick so often" PLEASE HELP THE PROVINCES WITH MEDICARE
"Okay now you begin to boogie." B.C. BUDGET
"Glad t'see y'supporting my approach to green-house gas emissions, Mr. Prime Minister." "Me? I'm just practicing for the next G8 summit in Canada!"
G8 SUMMIT "Water gentlemen?" "Yes, I'll drink Canada Dry."
ALL Canadian Alliance leadership candidates place head HERE
2008 OLYMPIC BID SOOOOOWEEEEE! 2012 OLYMPIC BID PAVLOVIAN RESPONSE
"HUMAN RIGHTS MY ASS!" CROUCHING HOGTOWN / LEAPING DRAGON
No longer was it a quest to win the yellow jersey of victory. Now, for Stockwell, it was simply a matter of not losing his own shirt. Tour de Chance
GRITS-R-ME WE NEVER CLOSE! CANADIAN ALLIANCE OUT TO LUNCH TORIES NOT DEAD YET
OUR LEADER CANADIAN ALLIANCE
"Okay! The long weekend is over, everybody back to work!" HAPPY CANADA DAY. ONTARIO! A NATION STATE! ALIENATION? HELL YES! PRAIRIE POWER. MORE HANDOUTS FOR ME. PUNDITS OF THE GOLDEN TRIANGLE ARISE! [...]
"Y'alright?" "Y'alright?" UNITING THE RIGHT (The Plot So Far)
"Ha! THEY HAD to hire THREE loudmouths!" CHINA HIRES THREE TENORS TO PLUG 2008 OLYMPIC BID
"See if we can offer HIM a knighthood. Try Sir Jean of Poutine, Baron Littleguy from Shawinigan " CHRETIEN FUMES AS U.K. KNIGHTS TWO MORE CANADIANS
UNITE THE RIGHT "SIR STOCKWELL! We MUST have leadership!" "Okay, I'll talk to Joe again." Knight and Day
The Further Adventures of Thelma & Louise "Gordon Campbell says he'll at least pay for a new set of tires." "Just so long as we don't have to drive off any more cliffs on used Firestones "
INSTRUCTIONS TO ALL MPS Do what the PM says. Vote yourself a fat pay raise. Make it retroactive. Get out of Ottawa. Hide out all summer. Sneak back in the fall. Hope the taxpayer forgets. Do what the PM says. Do what the PM says.
"Hmmmmm Price less?" CANADIAN H2O
"Our powers of leadership have been thwarted by this big chunk of Chretien's Kryptonite!" "I thought it was Kryptonite from the Mulroney era."
"So, Joy, what they say is true. The NDP really IS like a Porsche roadster " "They both have two seats! Deal with it Jenny." THELMA & LOUISE / THE SEQUEL