Peterson, Roy

DEATH TO WESTERN TECHNOLOGY Authenticated voice of bin Laden -- Western technology -- OSAMA-IN-THE-BOX
"President Bush is not a moron." "Hmmm Official denial or still in denial ?" PM CALLS BUSH FRIEND NOT MORON'
"Shhh Did you hear something?" "Shhh Did you hear something?"
"I aim to please."
"How do y'get t'City Hall from the Downtown Eastside?" "Apparently by landslide."
FIRST INDICATION THAT A VEGETARIAN DIET MAY MAKE YOU GOOFY. "What?" EATING MEAT SERIAL KILLERS COINCIDENCE?
"NO! NO! NO! NO! NO! NO! NO! NO! NO! Okay." THE MOTHER OF ALL UN RESOLUTIONS INSPECTORS-R-US
THE GOVERNMENT OF CANADA VACUUM PACKED HERMETICALLY SEALED AND CRYOGENICALLY ENCAPSULATED
"No Paul, it was just another Commons vote. It didn't affect me at all Why?"
ROYAL SECRETS THE BILL DIANA'S BUTLER COURT CASE BRITISH JUSTICE ROYAL IMMUNITY
THE U.S. NO LONGER REQUIRES CANADIAN CITIZENS BORN IN IRAN, IRAQ, LIBYA, SUDAN & SYRIA TO BE FINGERPRINTED, PHOTOGRAPHED & REGISTERED BEFORE ENTERING OUR COUNTRY. Now we suspect ALL Canadians.
"This year's economy model is fine but perhaps you might consider next year's Kyoto Kompact Koupe " LOOKIN' GOOD FOR 2003
SWAMI JEAN PREDICTS THE FUT PAST "I see a legacy." "I see a lotta luggage "
"When do I get to meet Ron McLean?"
"I think he's had too much time to prepare." OOPS! TRY AGAIN! WELCOME UN UN IRAQ INSPECTION TEAM NOT HERE! TOUGH LUCK
"Hmm, once I get past dis mountain of 200,000 lost jobs I'll roll down d'windows and get d'fresh air."
THE JEAN CHRETIEN LEGACY 5 YEAR SPENDING PLAN "Giddyup!"
"I'd rather jump off the Peace Tower than raise the GST." "But how much IS the parachute with GST ?"
Chretien, Jean 9/11 Comments ALERT! PMO DAMAGE CONTROL Spin and Control SOS Help MayDay Secours
"Well, we're Senate bores no longer." "Now we're drug bores." SENATE COMMISSION ON DRUGS
"Can you hear me now? Can you hear me now? Can you hear me now? HELLO? OTTAWA ? CAN YOU HEAR ME NOW?" NEW COAST GUARD RULES OTTAWA JUST REMEMBERED
COST OF ACT OF FOLLY': 136 days in court COST TO TAXPAYER: $1 million COST OF NIFTY HOME RENO AFTER EXPENSES: CLARK LEGACY
UNITING THE RIGHT "Ow! Feels good!" "Ow! Do it again?"
Portraits of Power
"On your mark " "Eighteen friggin' months?"