Peterson, Roy

The Neighborhood is Lonely
"I see. The idea is to look through the other end." GETTING CLOSER! THE VANCOUVER OLYMPIC BID VANCOUVER PLEBISCITE YES!
JUDGEMENT DAY
"Can you say DAYCARE?" "LEGACY?" MR. MANLEY'S NEIGHBORHOOD
AIR CANADA JAZZ SALE "Jazz sale? Cool! Do you have Take the A Train' by Duke Ellington?"
TWEEDLE-DUM and TWEEDLE-DEADLY
"On the bright side, the French won't attack and French fries won't kill you. "
VAN DONGEN INVESTIGATION
"Uh-oh " THE RAELIANS OFFICIAL PROOF OF CLONING
"AHA! The're ALL still behind the eight-ball"
CHESS PAINS
"I'll see if I can scare up lunch for you "
"I'M NOT DEAD YET!" NDP & ORGANIZED LABOUR THE POLITICALLY CORRECT THE PRESS
OTTAWA SENATORS BANKRUPT MAY BE MOVED SOUTH "I hope we're moved to Sunset City."
$1 BILLION CANADIAN FIREARMS REGISTRY "Reload!"
SUPERBOWL 2003
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"My council will seek advice from everyone." "Hello, Toronto? Mayor Mel Lastman please " CITY OF VANCOUVER NON-BINDING, MONEY-WASTING, REDUNDANT 2010 OLYMPIC PLEBISCITE!
THE GIFT THAT KEEPS ON GIVING
"Better mileage than your two SUVs, eh Herb?"
IT'S BEGINNING TO SOUND A LOT LIKE SOMETHING ELSE, EVERYWHERE YOU GO. EVERY OFFICIAL AND ALDERPERSON GATHER ABOUT THE GIFTING TREE AND STICK THEIR NOSES IN WHERE THEY DON'T HAVE TO BE!
"I can hardly wait for Kyoto." "The have NO idea what THAT will cost!" CANADIAN FIREARMS REGISTRY
INCUBUS AD NAUSEAM
"I must find a legacy."
"One size still fits all, but with a little more coverage since you'll be paying more." "They told me I already had full coverage."