Raeside, Adrian

"You idiot! I told you to give Neah Bay a wide berth!"
["Man of the year, eh"]
"So what am I subsidizing today?...The fast ferry fiasco? The PDA debt? Or just plain old BC Ferries Corp. inept management?"
"Empty the contents of your wallet please."
"Why don't you skip school today and play in the streets instead."
"If a U.S. nuke accidentally went off at Nanoose, do you realise the awful devastation and misery it would cause to our coastal communities?" "It would have to wait in line."
"That new fast ferry sure is impressive. What did it cost?" "A cabinet minister his job, two Ferries Corp. presidents their jobs, 310 hospital beds, two cat scan machines, the credibility of an entire government and Glen Clark the next election."
["Western Star Trucks," "Skeena Cellulose," "B.C. Govt.," "Okanagan orchards"]
A dismal failure at running the province, the NDP government tries its hand at pimping... "Hello Ministry of Women's Equality? Hey, thanks for the cell phone. By the way, any messages?"
"I hear that after the Makah plunged a harpoon into the whale, they pumped bullets into it. Ending it's agony in a few minutes." "We'd be so lucky."
The reason for Boris Yeltsin's most recent erratic behaviour: "He was down a quart."
["Before SuperHost training / After SuperHost training"]
"Help police! I want to report a gas station robbery!" "Ohmigosh! Where are you?" "Pump 5."
["Nanoose testing range, British Columbia"]
"Star Wars Episode I Revenge of the SITH" Action figure #253; idiot that stood in line for 3 weeks to see the movie; Pull cord and it will recite 75 pieces of starwars trivia. Sleeping bag and coffee cup sold separately
"Under the NATO rules of engagement, stay away from hospitals, embassies and refugee columns, y'hear?"
3 ethnic groups that justify killing as an ancestral and cultural right: Serbs Taliban Militia Makah
"You're the pilot of an aerial spray plane? You creep, you were probably up there last weekend, spraying pesticide on our community!" "Nope, I was down in California, spraying pesticide on that lettuce you're eating."
[Kosovan war refugees enter a peaceful Canada]
If the gypsy moth spray program is as safe as we're being told... "Two BtK on the rocks."
"I don't know where to turn. My employer ignores me, my job is incredibly stressful, I'm disillusioned and depressed." "Maybe you should see a community social service worker." "I AM a community social service worker."
While unwrapping the mummy of an ancient Egyptian small businessman, Egyptologists are faced with evidence that the NDP philosophy was around over 3,000 years ago... "Red tape."
"Ooh look... A gypsy moth."
[RCMP officer rides a hobby horse labeled "Federal funding"]
B.C. disaster preparedness week... "O.K...In the unlikely event that Glen Clark and the NDP are re-elected..."