Raeside, Adrian

"Good news guys! Let's put BC back to work! Guys?..Hello?... Yoohoo...Anyone?..."
["Serbs; Kosovo"]
[A truck full of nuclear waste is dumped in Canada]
"Stop bailing."
The first sign of spring in B.C.... "I just saw my first unemployed NDP premier's aide!"
"It's scandalous that the west is getting involved in a sovereign nation's internal affairs!"
["B.C.; Business; Alberta refugee centre"]
"Gee Dad... What's at the end of the rainbow?" "The prime minister's riding."
"Resign?...No way!" "...There are still a few things I haven't screwed up yet."
"Do you have anything that says: 'Get lost you liar'?"
What will you do with the couple of extra minutes you save on the new fast ferry run? "Gives us more time to search the premier's office."
"Relax, we've never lost a basement."
Gambling, Fast Ferries, Morfitt Report, The Party
"Moe Sihota is buried under this avalanche and I'm having great difficulty locating him. Any suggestions?" "Free lift tickets!" "Over here!"
One evening last summer, in the Okanagan... "Wow, it's so still out there, you can even hear Glen Clark not talking about gaming licences with Dimitrios Pilarinos."
"Forgive me father. For I am enjoying the heck out of this." Glen Clark under siege; Pressure on to resign
An alternate empty place to store U.S. nuclear waste:
Lumbermens Social Club "Pssst...feeling lucky?"
"Start the engines!"
["Welcome to Iraq; Next bombing"]
"It's partly over toilet breaks y'know." "What a coincidence, my day is in the toilet too."
["NDP fa$t ferry rave"]
"...wait 'til he sees the bill for the plank."
"Hello Victoria Flower Count?..Do you have a category for mould?"
Then the clock struck midnight...