Raeside, Adrian

["CRD; Pub owners"]
"Do you ever get that feeling of deja vu?"
"So, what do you want to be when you grow up?" "Alive."
"I'm off home now. You have yourself a great evening." "Get outta my @!?!! way you !?*! *!!@! it's just an organge light...run it, @!?!" "@!!*! road construction!! Open up another lane you !?*@!" Hi honey, hi kids. Did you have a good day?"
Made of steel. Relatively inexpensive Licence required. Hundreds of thousand in circulation Deadly is misused. Ditto.
"Say, if you ever need someone to help you set up and run your government, ...give me a call." "Haven't we suffered enough?"
["Victoria education; Special needs kids; No handicapped access"]
"Guns don't kill children, children kill children."
"Although the government is not protecting grizzly bears, we are monitoring the numbers and whereabouts of B.C.'s grizzly population." "...Two grizzlies on a wall in Munich, Germany, one grizzly in [...]
"Jean Chretien says hi."
[Kosovar family at crossroads]
"The government is totally incompetent and the premier must resign!" Cartoonist's note: If I lived in China, I'd be right now having the boots put to me by Chinese security police, prior to my [...]
"58 cents a litre? Wow! What a bargain!! Fill 'er right up!" "He owns a bottled water plant."
Wayne Gretzky retires: "I'll miss him, he had so much talent." "I'll miss him, he had such grace." "I'll miss him, he did so much for the game." "I'll miss him, can I have his salary?"
"Our aerial bombing campaign is having severe effect on the enemy and it's only a matter of time before he has to capitulate." "Any questions?"
"Whoo! The latest in the Glen Clark casino affair is that he gave a hunting knife as a gift. I wonder where it is now?...."
"Instead of sitting around inside watching T.V. all day, you should be preparing for the possibility of massive flooding from this spring's snowmelt."
"The ship of state is in trouble...Big trouble!" "It's up to me to save her, so keep your cool, Glen..." "Break out the fire hoses!"
"Lookit this Chatelaine article stating that Victoria's crime rate is soaring... What hogwash!" "Then you should march right down to tonight's council meeting to express your outrage over this slur." [...]
["NATO" depicted as a fighter jet, "Refugee relief" as a snail]
"Actually, it was a lousy camping trip...some clown kept us up all night, building a deck on his cottage."
The Vancouver Island marmot breeding programe, Plan B: "Hi, my name is Squeaky and I like long walks on the beach..."
["Albanian refugees"]
["Serbian Real Estate Weekly," "Milosevic Real Estate"]
The CRD steps up its campaign to eliminate the gypsy moth: "Cigarette?"