Raeside, Adrian

"...It could be days before the liquor stores reopen."
You Must Be At Least This High To Use MRI MRI Line Up Here
Fisheries minister David Anderson brings his wealth of experience on overfishing, to the Antarctic... "First, shoot the penguins."
[Republican Congress; White House; Bill Clinton]
First went the heavy industry... ...Then the small businesses... ...Then the forest industry... ...Until all that was left was a smile.
"False alarm...it's not a cigarette, it's just a thermometer."
The CRD bans dancing in public establishments: "Dancing could lead to sex, which could lead to smoking afterwards."
injured worker WCB
"The three fast ferries will cost $210 million... Including the toilet paper!"
"Cluck cluck cluck..."
How to get Victoria bar patrons to quit smoking immediately... Warning! A portion of the taxes paid on these cigarettes goes toward paying CRD bylaw enforcement officer's salaries.
How to increase funding for health care, while remaining true to NDP philosophy:
"Deep breath... This is going to take a while."
"If I had access to the subsidized parliamentary gym and regularly played 18 holes at an exclusive country club, I'd damned well be fit too!"
When postal workers go to heaven:
[Healthcare under Glen Clark and the BC NDP]
"This is a raid!! We understand a serious crime is being committed here!"
Canadian Banks; International Division; Mexico-USA Division; Customer Service
"Yeah, what's that stuff that gives passengers heartburn?" "Our wage demands?"
An englishman's home is his castle. A canadian's home is a great source of revenue for cash-strapped municipalities and bankrupt provincial governments.
How come MLA's offices may be exempt from the CRD smoking ban "If you had been screwing up this badly, you'd smoke too."
"Sure, since the smoking ban, the air is cleaner, but..."
["Apples 25 cents; Y2K compliant"]
"Aww rats! The basement has flooded and destroyed all Auntie Gretchen's home movies of her trip to the Macrame Museum in Cincinnati."
"Mister Trudeau! This poll says 42 percent of Canadians would trust you as their prime minister. What do you say about getting back into Canadian politics and another term as prime minister?" "Fuddle-Duddle."