Raeside, Adrian

"Uh, sir, your Medicare coverage has expired. You owe me for the last three office visits." "Sorry Doc, call me next week. I'm on my reduced activity day. However, if this is an emergency, you can always go to the bank and apply for a loan."
"Primary residence... What do they mean by that?" "The place where you spend the majority of your time." ferry lineup.
"If there is anyone with reason why these two should not be joined, speak now, or forever hold your peace."
"And how are you this morning?" "If I tell you, your account will be debited 75 cents."
"No wonder there's been no bus, you're taking job action again!" "Nah, I lost my bus in a pot hole."
The fight to balance the federal budget is finally over... The winner: The loser: The casualties:
"O.K. first thing to do is compile a list of B.C. voters." "Hello Alberta telephone directory?"
"Nice...where's the French translation?"
"Good news! Because of the extra funding we can move you out of the corridor."
"Chicken soup?"
"I took the Anthrax vaccine myself...and I didn't suffer any side-effects."
[La Niña stomps across British Columbia]
"Mister Wilson? There's someone out here who supports you in your decision to complete the two other Pacific Cat Fast Ferries..."
"I'm sending you to Ferndale Prison in B.C. where you'll spend the next 25 years behind bars!" "Another martini?"
"I'm taking little Timmy to the doctor, to get his prostate surgery scheduled." "Are you nuts? He's only three years old!" "Have you seen the length of the hospital surgery waiting lists?"
Another whether-related ferry cancellation: "It was a toss-up...whether to move hundreds of stranded passengers, or whether to save a few bucks in overtime costs."
The prime minister remembers Jordan's King Hussein: Dear King Hussein, Having a terrific time here in Whistler! Wish you were here. love Jean.
"Would you mind paying the driverI'm a little short this month"
"My job stinks! Everyone I see hates me. I get abused and cursed at on the job. I'm so stressed out, I've taken up smoking!" "Well you'd better put out that cigarette before a CRD smoking inspector catches you." "I AM a CRD smoking inspector."
If that wasn't Wiarton Willie in the casket, where is Willie? "I got a senate appointment."
What they planned: What they're promising: What we're getting:
"...But at least we don't have to shovel it."
[Glen Clark depicted in bed with "Big labour"]
If Canada Post controlled the internet... "Due to a labour disruption, you do not have mail."
Canadian Forces private, Ernie Trenchfoot is captured by Iraqis and taken to Baghdad: "We're going to send you to a place where you'll live in appalling substandard conditions, where you'll be [...]