Raeside, Adrian

"We may be asking for trouble...He's notorious for crushing dissent within his government, out of touch and remote from the people, protestors follow him everywhere and who can forget the violence at [...]
"Amateur....I invented an entire person."
The United Nations has voted Canada the best country in the world to live...Unless you are a fur-bearing animal.
"Hi Honey! Look at what we just bought!"
"Hello. I'm Lucien Bouchard, and I'd like to screw up your country."
The Nisga'a treaty is finally ratified: "A cheque for 78 dollars?...Where's the rest?" "I blew it on advertising the deal."
"Didn't I read somewhere that Paul Watson has a midget submarine?..."
"To show the BC government's concern over the number of hunted grizzly bears, we're undertaking a comprehensive marking and identification program."
"I was in the run for the cure last week." "You? But you're in the middle of cancer treatment!" "I ran for the ferry to Tsawwassen, I ran to catch the bus to downtown Vancouver, I ran from the bus stop to the cancer treatment centre..."
The reasoning behind MLA's getting B.C. taxpayers to pay for their kids to accompany them on business trips... "He explains the hard parts to me."
"They're intimidating, noisy, scare away shoppers and leave behind a disgusting mess." "Yeah, we should ban dogs from downtown." "Dogs? I was talking about street kids."
"Instead of your regular limo, I'll be driving you in this 35 year old junker. It rattles, leaks gas and is liable to burst into flames and crash without warning." "Whaat? You'd be crazy to get into [...]
"You have a crisis? What, you had sex with the president of the United States?" "Umm...No." "You have in your possession an article of clothing with the president's DNA on it?" "No." "You have audio [...]
"No, no, Ma's doing fine...Just a little slow these days, that's all."
The BC NDP steps up the pressure on tobacco companies: Tobacco companies...Are responsible for the decline in coho stocks.
"I hear that Keiko the killer whale is in a pen in Iceland and there is some doubt that he'll ever be released back into the wild." "Lucky Keiko."
"We got him a brand new PC, with the fastest Pentium processor available. 4 gigabytes of memory and a 56k modem, all hooked into the net. via fibre optics. Who knows the amazing places this [...]
The cougar that was cornered and tranquillized relocates to Vancouver's lower east side. "Nah, I'm not stalking household pets anymore,...Now I'm addicted to tranquillizers."
Your bank, before the merger...After.
VSEA multiplex fundraising, plan D:
"Hellooo bay-bee...Pant pant...I'm sooo hot for you...Pant pant...So tell me cutie pie. What're you wearing?..." "It's the president."
"Let's compromise....Build catwalks."
The federal health department is correct, Canadians needing medical treatment, are not on waiting lists...They're on buses, heading somewhere else for treatment...Or given up...Or dead.
In the beginning, you couldn't get there from here...So they built a road...Then they widened it...And added bridges...Now, you don't want to get there.
As Japan's economic crisis worsens, the West steps in with aid: