Raeside, Adrian

What NOT to pack in the car if you have to evacuate your home due to an advancing forest fire...Your Bre-X shares. Birthday ties. Any videos featuring Barney, or Teletubbies. The fondue set. Anything from your MLA, or M.P.
"Clean it up."
"Aah...The wilderness! Nothing but us, the crickets...The loons...The morons."
"Yeah mom, I'm spending the summer around a campfire...Lit by someone else."
Preston Manning Reform Church, Ye Olde Public Trough
Now playing!
"Nice tan."
A native land claims settlement with something for all British Columbians: "O.K. we'll give you half a million acres, 5 billion dollars and self government. But you have to take Glen Clark, Gordon [...]
Chance, Get out of jail free
"I said...Get lost, you're too noisy!"
The following program contains material of a sexually explicit nature and may not be suitable for all viewers.
["Federal jobs; No gurls"]
Meanwhile on the West Coast Trail...
Time, Temp., Mall
Water Park.
"So when you see the logging trucks coming, stand in front of one of these."
["Corporate fleet; Federal grants; Independents"]
Spot Road Rage Call "Road rage? No, I think what we're seeing here is depression."
"The good news is, despite the parts strike, we've been able to get our hands on some 1999 models...."
"We'd like to change our U.S. dollars for Canadian. How much will we get?" "Did you bring a wheelbarrow?"
Late one evening at the provincial finance ministry: "Finally! I've come up with a plan to eliminate chronic waiting lists for MRI's and hospital surgery!" "All we have to do is delay purchase of six [...]
The NDP jobs and timber accord: Jobs, Timber
"You missed!"
"Hey, you wanna see someone lose it, live, on the net?" "You bet!" www.glenclark&pacificsalmon.com
Island chickens will have to travel by ferry to the mainland for processing. "Funny...Doesn't look like egg..."