Raeside, Adrian

"City hall? O.K, take a right at the gang of street kids, carry on past the panhandlers, left at the psychotic screamer, left again at the group of thugs..."
An English soccer fan World Cup '98 photo album -Champs Elysees, Eiffel Tower, Marseille, Market Square-Marseille, The Beach-Marseille, View From Our Room
"Yer Honour, my client admits to storming into the cable company's office, tearing the building apart with a sledgehammer, burning the rubble and salting the ground. ...But he was entirely [...]
"Look on the bright side, that's 25,000 copies of your MLA newsletter you won't have to go to the bother of mailing out."
["Japanese economy; Recession"]
Night of the Living Dead!
Licence to kill.
"So I said to my contractor, build me a house of B.C. wood, that didn't come from first growth timber, didn't displace any spotted owls, didn't squash any salmon, didn't effect the ecology at all." "Mind you, it is a little drafty."
[Bill Vander Zalm depicted as an ice cream van driver]
"I want you to find some way to rid our streets of the anti-social parasites who are harassing Victorians and adversely affecting our local economy!" "Mr.Minister, you're red-zoned."
24 Hours: ...How long it will take for Reformers to forget about Wilf Hanni. "'Sniff' What's that smell?" How long it will take before Bill Vander Zalm will say something stupid. "Prayer rooms on all the BC ferries!"
"It's O.K...It's just a pair of Lycra bike pants, left over from bike to work week."
"This five year reprieve on the ban on tobacco advertising gives us time to look for new sources of funding." "...And gives us time to look for new sources of customers."
The Canadian Forces in Edmonton: Equipment, Thinking
Paul Reitsma has his own drive to gather as many signatures as possible, before June 15... "...On my MLA paycheques."
The only job Victoria can afford to sacrifice in the US-Canada fishing dispute:
"You want more?"
What symbol best describes the coming millennium? "2000" "MM" "Y2K" "$"
"It is ridiculous to assume we'll arbitrarily set prices, exploit third world labour, influence governments and stifle competition after the MAI is ratified...We're already doing all that."
"Look what's happening to our Canadian wilderness! And the federal ministry of environment is doing nothing to protect it! What are you going to do?" "Makes a great par 3."
Scrap Yard. "We just arrived from Canada, could you direct us to where we can exchange our Canadian loonies?"
Caught in the crossfire:
10...9...8...7...
The players in the hospital strike...
"Captain, the engine just blew up!" "I have every confidence the engineers will fix it." "And the electrical generator is kaput!" "No problem, we'll switch to emergency lighting." "And we're drifting [...]