Raeside, Adrian

"Next!"
A first step in amalgamating the different municipal police forces...
"Prescribe you medicinal marijuana? Absolutely not! It's highly addictive and harmful to your health! Now, if you'll excuse me, I have to get a pack of smokes from the store before it closes, then make my AA meeting."
"I just spent all day down at city hall, giving them suggestions on revitalizing the downtown." "What was the end result?" "Six parking tickets."
"Look! Look! To the right of the Cadborosaurus, a coho salmon!!"
"My goodness! How long have you had this problem?" "'Bout two years."
"Reaction to your Order of Canada honour is better than expected. Canadians are lining up to pin the medal on you."
The Orangemen's parade route:
How to circumvent U.S. tariffs on Canadian softwood lumber...
This is Billy. Billy was about to enter an overcrowded, underfunded education system...But fortunately for Billy, the NDP government found money for new schools and teachers. Billy studied hard for [...]
The top 10 most popular foods on the B.C. ferries...
David Anderson's new fishery zones:
"Do you know the sacrifices your forebears made to build this great country?" "No, is that a hip-hop band?"
Things you can put on your door to keep nasty things out of your home...The Devil, Vampires, Separatists
My M.P. went to the USA to negotiate a fish treaty and all I got was this lousy T-shirt.
"I'd like to get something that's in common use and will remind me of the new China." "Thumbscrew?"
The ad campaign to save B.C.'s sports fishing season... IT'S OK, WE'RE JUST SHAFTING BC COMMERCIAL FISHERMEN! So if you're an out-of-province sports fisherman, come on over!
"O.K....Try her now."
[Bill Clinton depicted clinking glasses with Jiang Zemin]
MEMOIRS: Chapter IV -I was alone in the hotel suite. Both the TV in the bedroom and the TV in the bathroom were inoperable. My lines of communication were cut. I could be here for a while, I though [...]
"I've been waiting over six months for medical treatment. What do I have to do to get this government's attention?" "Become gay or lesbian?"
"Do you have Little Women?" "No, but we got white supremacists, wackos and racists."
"...But you can always camp out on the streets of Victoria."
Ottawa Bailout
"NDP govt. solution to the leaky condo crises...Low interest loans on buckets."