Rice, Ingrid

CUPE DEMANDS NO BREAKFAST CLUBS FOR KIDS
"So waddya think?" "Kinda makes me long for a cover-up"
"Didn't Glen Clark boast "They said we couldn't do it" when he launched the Fast Cats?" "He was referring to throwing $327 Million down the drain."
COMPLYING WITH WCB REGULATIONS: A COMPROMISE TO KEEP THE PEACE RIVER REGION A PART OF B.C.
NO. 1 REASON THE NDP HAS NOT CALLED A PROVINCIAL ELECTION: "We're not quite done screwing over the people of B.C. yet"
"Shocking, disgusting, barbaric" "Yeah, I'll say... These suspensions really mar the game"
"Of course a provincial election may be a little trickier.... We won't be able to count on the Liberal vote"
"And to think I didn't think Ujjal had it in him to be the Premier of B.C."
THE UPSIDE OF PAY HIKES FOR SENIOR BUREAUCRATS: "With competitive salaries we'll be able to attract highly skilled, top notch managers" THE DOWNSIDE OF PAY HIKES FOR SENIOR BUREAUCRATS: "Now those incompetent twits will never quit"
"It's my duty to keep sight of what's truly important in this sad situation..." "... That I and my Ministry are not made to look like total and complete incompetents"
THE NDP PREPARES ITS CASE CLAIMING TOBACCO COMPANIES ATTEMPTED TO ADDICT CHILDREN: "Exhibit "A": Little Corky"
"Things are looking up, Lois. You're next in line for radiation therapy" "You know that heart surgery you were waiting for?.." "Good news, Phil. A hospital bed just opened up"
TRUTH IN ADVERTISING
A PRAIRIE PLAY TO INCREASE FEDERAL FARM AID
IDENTIFYING MARKS OF THE SNOWBOARDICUS BRAIN-DEADICUS SUBSPECIES: STUPIDUS IDIOTIUS
"If you ask me they're taking this sex and the Olympics think a little too far."
"Financial disaster, incapable of operating at full capacity, unreliable, filled with empty promises and wild exaggerations..." "...can't think of more appropriate legacy for Glen Clark." "Fast ferries or Gordon Wilson?"
"When I was a kid we had to walk through snowdrifts for 20 miles to get to school" "Same here"
LEFTOVERS AT THE SURVIVALISTS' HOUSE "Dehydrated vegetables again?" "Dehydrated vegetables again?" "Dehydrated vegetables again?" "Dehydrated vegetables again?" "Dehydrated vegetables again?" [...]
THE DAWN OF THE NEW MILLENNIUM BRINGS THE DAWN OF A NEW CLICHE IN B.C. "Put it out!" "Over your dead body!"
"Ujjal? It's another guy claiming he was signed up as an NDP member without his knowledge"
"What a shame. After living an exemplary life up here for 30 years - the poor guy gets deported all because 30 years ago he sold $20. Of LSD in the USA..." "If only he's immigrated from Honduras and [...]
"My client faces constant harassment, imprisonment and violation of her human rights. And that's just since she's been in Canada" MAKING A CASE FOR REFUGEE STATUS
"Respected, untouched by scandal, honourable, renowned for his integrity..... As far as I can see it, Ujjal Dosanjh has only one major strike against him becoming the next provincially elected premier..." "... he's NDP"
"From this day forward, I call for an end to mass signups of instant New Democrats..." "... I have all I need now..."