Rice, Ingrid

THE UPSIDE OF CUTTING OFF PENSIONS TO EARLY RETIREES WHO RETURN TO WORK IN THEIR FIELD OF EXPERTISE: "Maybe it'll keep Glen Clark from returning to work as an incompetent after he retires"
"It's about time"
"So we're agreed? I annouce we're spending $50 Mil. On health care on Friday, next Thursday and again on the third Monday in July - - Follow it up by announcing $50 Mil. Will be spent on education [...]
"Son of a gun! When did Vander Zalm become a Liberal?"
"Is it just me or is the neighbourhood really going downhill?"
"Come to think of it..... Premier Clark does seem a little taller"
GLEN CLARK PAPER DOLL COMPLETE WITH ALL NEW, ALL OCCASION WARDROBE
WELCOME TO PARLIAMENT HILL NOW SERVING NUMBER 12
"Mr. Harcourt? - It's the NDP caucus. They want to know if you're done with those knives yet?"
SALE FOR THE MAN WITH TIME ON HIS HANDS MR. DOWN N OUT LEISURE SUIT CATALOGUE
"Step down? Heck no! I intend to lead BC into the Millenium" "Looks like we just pinpointed our Y2K bug"
"I just had my property reassessed. Turns out you owe ME money."
PROJECTED BREAKDOWN OF B.C. BUDGET
UNRELENTING, THE MEDIA CONTINUES THEIR DASTARDLY CAMPAIGN TO TOPPLE THE NDP GOVERNMENT "Go get 'em Glen"
"Premier Clark, What with the casino thing, the recall investigation, the ferry fiasco, and now the Morfitt budget report, we need to create a diversion that will distract the public AND restore our [...]
DONE, ALRIGHT ALREADY
B.C.'s POLITICAL SPECTRUM FAR WRONG "Balancing the budget is easy!" "Take paradise and put up a theme park" "We have a surplus" "Signed a deal for aluminum smelters in the North" "Money losing pulp [...]
"They're stacked up three deep in a holding pattern - nothing but cancellations - everybody's getting bumped - expect a nine hour delay..." "I think they're gonna hafta put a whole lot more back into health care."
"The future will prove us right. The Fast Ferries will jumpstart B.C's shipbuilding industry, create thousands of jobs and become phenomenal moneymaking machines for the taxpayers of B.C." "Now, if you'll excuse me, I'm off to invest in some swampland."
GLEN CLARK'S "TOYS FOR BOYS" GLEN CLARK'S BOYTOY "Just call me Greta"
AN AUDIT OF B.C. FERRIES CATAMARANS REVEALS: FUNDS FOR HEALTH CARE FUNDS FOR EDUCATION FUNDS FOR A BRAND NEW MULTILANE, MULTIDECK ALL ALUMINUM LIONS GATE BRIDGE
NOT ALLOWABLE IN THE HALLWAYS OF B.C. SCHOOLS: CHILDREN'S ART ALLOWABLE IN THE HALLWAYS OF B.C. SCHOOLS: FIRE RETARDANT CHILD PORNOGRAPHY
"You Liberals have been handpicked to spend the next nine months reaching out to western Canadians - finding out the hopes and aspirations of the west - making the west feel like a vital and [...]
"So tell me again why I have to subsidize Bryan Adams and Celine Dion by paying a tax on tapes I use to record my own tunes." "They need the money"
"Low cost of living; less taxes; affordable housing; vibrant economy; golfing in December -" "- I don't know why we didn't move here soo..." "...ner"