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"PROSPERITY THROUGH CUTS" A WORK IN PROGRESS BY GORDON CAMPBELL
PREMIER CAMPBELL AND DEPUTY PREMIER CLARK, OFFICIAL CHRISTMAS PORTRAIT:
WORKFORCE ADJUSTMENT STRATEGY EXPLAINED "The strategy is to cut the workforce by one third" "The adjustment will be learning to live out of me care"
SOLUTIONS TO EMERGENCY WARD OVERCROWDING.
PUTTING IN PLACE SECURITY MEASURED FOR BILL CLINTON'S VANCOUVER VISIT. "Lock up your daughters!"
"Yes, ma'am, I'm aware you feel Gordon Campbell has reptilian qualities but that still doesn't give us the authority to remove him for the protection of British Columbians." THE MINISTRY OF CHILDREN AND FAMILY DEVELOPMENT FIELDS ANOTHER CALL
"They say the best way to deal with stress and anxiety caused by the war on terrorism is to go back to your normal routine and focus on local events..." "So,... What's the latest from Afghanistan?"
"What the...?" "I have to prove I've been looking for work or they'll cut me off welfare?" "That's totally unfair! What do they expect me to do?" "Report in every day?" "Like a job?"
HOW GORDON CAMPBELL SLEEPS AT NIGHT
"What burning cross?"
WHAT GOVERNMENT CUTS OF 40% LOOK LIKE:
Inspired by the exciting discovery that catnip repels mosquitos, Ed introduces a product for use in conjunction with future catnip based mosquito repellents: "Cat repellent"
CONDO OWNER TAXPAYER
"Under Bill 16, parents will be held responsible for harmful activity by their children" "At last! A way to recoup all our losses" "All we have to do is find Glen Clark's parents"
"Good news! The Gov't okayed medical marijuana for terminal patients... Plant two seeds and call me when you've harvested"
"Uh oh, scorched earth... Forest fire season?" "Nope. Liberals' first month in power"
"Ed's depressed: He WAS sick and tired of the state of health care in this country until he realized he could only afford to be tired"
"Our mutual funds have tanked" "Our retirement fund is wiped out" "We'll never survive on a government pension" "There's only one way out" "We have to take up smoking"
"Looks like public transportation could be the Achilles heel of our bid to host the Olympics in 2010" "I'll say - This transit strike will still be on"
"Hey Phil! Check it out! Whooee! Provincial tax cut kicked in - big fat paycheck!... PHIL? PHIL??"
"We must stay strong knowing that our sacrifices are worth it to ensure good, solid careers for all bus drivers"
RESERVATION SYSTEMS FOR WHEN DEMAND EXCEEDS SUPPLY WRISTBAND FOR CONCERTS WITH LIMITED SEATS TOE TAG FOR HEALTH CARE SYSTEM WITH LIMITED BEDS
"On the whole - I'd rather be in Mombasa"
"Yes, we have ways of legislating nurses to work overtime" "Meet Sven!"
ED TRIED ON HIS NEW GOV'T ISSUE OPTIC AIDS