Rice, Ingrid

Free All Whales, Free Al-Quida POWs, Free Trade Lost Causes
"Cuts" Budgets slashed information and privacy commissioner's office -35%, Ombudsman -35%, Auditor-General -15%, Police complaint commissioner -30%
"Pro-life except for cases of rape and incest and cases of threat to mother's health" "That's what I love about this survey - Weeds out the nutcase radicals" Meanwhile, Back at Campaign Life Coalition Headquarters...
"Four long years of sacrifice was worth it to win the gold for Canada, Makes me feel good to be a woman hockey player." "Sacrifice? To win the gold for Canada?... Makes me feel good to be a man with a $Mil. U.S. NHL contract."
The Legend of Martinus and Rockus
"The deficit will be wiped out in three years, So will I"
America's vow to "Not Blink" in the fight against terrorism, is Canada's opportunity. Canadian Softwood Toothpicks
"Event?" "Skating, judge"
Gordon Campbell's state of the province annual address in the form of the flow chart:
"So what was the flaw that lost them the gold?" "Judges thought it was ice dancing."
"Isn't he a little old to be playing soldier?" "He's not playing"
"Name?" "Bill Clinton" "Kim Campbell" "Chong" "Cheech" U.S. Customs Officer Nightmare
"SO SUE ME" "Sounds like Gordo's handling a complaint from the poor about legal aid cutbacks"
"Signs of independant thought" Chretien pinpoints the most troubling aspect of Art Eggleton's failure to communicate
"Welcome back to the Liberal fold, Peschisolido, Good to see a fresh face"
Gordon Campbell: True to his word he doesn't believe in tearing up signed agreements
"Back home in Argentina, we've had 5 leaders since December" "What's your secret?"
"Mr. Dodge? There's a loon here complaining about a shrinking habitat."
"One minute - I had a job, a career, a future. The next minute - nothing" "Public sector? Black Thursday?" "Private sector. Black 2001."
"So always remember, Billy, the only things certain in this world are death, taxes and Chretien."
"Timmy's staging a walk out to protest his teachers' stalled contract talks and demonstrate his support for their wage demands with a show of solidarity "Boy, times have really changed since I was a kid: In my day we called that 'Skipping out'"
"Looks like Ed figured out how to change Medicare so it finally meets expectations" MEDIOCRECARE
Stock works on potential Alliance Leadership campaign slogans
"Teachers must be feeling overworked. Phase II of their job action is a ban on extra-curricular activities" "When do they start phase II?" "Just as soon as they get back from their two-week Christmas vacation"
CHRISTMAS AT THE LAID-OFF FORESTRY WORKER'S HOME. "Chipper? Gosh no! This baby's going south as soon as we get a lumber deal with the U.S."