Rice, Ingrid

"The separation situation is stable - improving all the time!"
SOMEWHERE IN ALBERTA... "I've got good news and bad news: The bad news is there're several people ahead of you waiting for transplants. The good news is they are all in B.C."
"Run again? Nah, I need all my energy for swimming"
SUDDENLY UJJAL REALISED IT WASN'T HIM
"It's Dosanjh. He has an offer of $500 Million he found floating around..." "... Wants to know where we'd like the fast ferries delivered."
"We have a excellent health care system" "Poor Mike, must still be on that hospital waiting list for a brain implant"
["Gas 79.5; Financing 7.9%"]
ANOTHER NDP PHOTO OP
A BAN ON SOLICITATION FORCES LAWYERS TO RESORT TO NEW TACTICS
"Taking that starving artist thing a little far, eh?"
PREMIER DOSANJH GETS TOUGH "I say to the doctors: "Get back to work!""
"Fresh towels?" "Get 'em yourself"
"Yep. Turned yeller and ran."
"Look at that disgusting display - body parts flying, death, destruction - it's high time violent video games were restricted" "That's the 6 o'clock news."
GUNFIGHT AT CALGARY CENTRE
THE LAST LAUGH ON THE BALANCE BUDGET BILL: "Snigger, snigger, snigger... ... By 2001, the Liberals are gonna be the ones getting the pay cuts..."
THINGS TO INTRODUCE PRIVATE MEMBER'S BILLS BY GLEN CLARK
DALE LOVICK PRESENTS THE MOST CONVINCING ARGUMENT FOR SETTLING NATIVE LAND CLAIMS NOW. "Hey! What are the chances we'll win the next election?"
PROTECTIVE SERVICES
"Now that Glen Clark's not the premier, I guess the major impediment to a balanced budget has been removed" "Yep! Only 39 more impediments to go."
"Can't blame the guy for wanting to improve his living conditions"
CLARK'S CONFUSION OVER THE LEAKING CONDO LAWSUIT WAS UNDERSTANDABLE "Suing over breach of duty, lax standards, going rampant and committing billions and billions of dollars in deception?" "Hey! Get in line!"
BRAIN DRAIN: MORE EVIDENCE THE BEST AND BRIGHTEST HAVE LEFT B.C. "Oh yeah? Well, Christy Clark travels on a broom. So there!"
"Good news Marg, I think I've found us a dependent"
"I swear to tell the truth, the whole truth and nothing but the truth - reserving a tiny bit of wriggle room."