Rice, Ingrid

"Taxation without representation?" "I would have thought British Columbians would have gotten used to that by now..."
BEIJING'S POSITION ON REFUSING TO ACCEPT MIGRANTS WITHOUT PROOF OF COUNTRY OF ORIGIN IS EXPLAINED "For all we know, they could be Norwegians"
PACIFICAT KITTY LITTER
"Dang! That was gonna be my slogan"
"It's our boy, Dougie! He's finally found himself a respectable career... He says he's going into the medical supply profession"
"Caught in a web of lies.... Has absolutely no credibility... Left a trail of debt in his wake.... Power mad.... Trying to weasel out of a debt to a widow...." "Sounds like NDP leadership materials to me."
"Paul Ramsey says he's committed to the government being more transparent in its financial reporting." "How much more transparent can they be? We can already see right through them!"
PERPETUATING THE MYTH "Hey! How come your wee wee didn't get measured?" "No yardstick handy!"
"Okay, so near as I can figure it, the NDP leadership race hinges on whether the Sikh fundamentalists will be Sihota and Lali's candidate and whether Dosanjh can get enough moderate Sikh support to [...]
"It doesn't look like Ottawa's gonna help us out with all those boatloads of Chinese migrants. Where on earth are we gonna put them all?"
THE CONTROVERSY AROUSED BY MP SVEND ROBINSON PRESENTING A PETITION TO STRIKE GOD FROM THE CONSTITUTION CONTINUES AT THE NEWS HE MAY TAKE A RUM AT THE B.C. NDP LEADERSHIP
"So let that be a lesson to you Mr. Stupich: crime doesn't pay. Instead of spending your twilight years in the bosom of friends and family, you'll be spending your twilight years in the bosom of friends and family."
"Yep, there it is - another decrepit, rustbucket filled with desperate people" "I think that's the Coast Guard"
THOSE WHO CAN'T DO...
THE NEWEST PREMIER OF B.C.
"Anything new?" "Absolutely nothing"
"It's from our son, Dan, in Vancouver... He says he's found a way to cut through the immigration red tape and get us into Canada"
"That's the problem with Chinese illegal aliens... Half an hour later - there's another boatload"
"Salmon farming may well be the answer if the obvious problems can be overcome" "Yeah, it's gonna be really tough teaching them to hoe let alone finding them overalls that'll fit."
NDP ECONOMIC COUNCIL ACTION PLAN AS FLESHED OUT BY CHAIRMAN MORE SIHOTA
"Good news, Glen! With a little more social development, we might be able to find you a job as a waiter" MOE'S BRAND NEW MINISTRY GETS DOWN TO WORK
"So, as I was saying - may caucus is firmly behind me"
[NDP caucus Glen Clark; Eyes wide shut"]
"... can't take it anymore..... Relentless, incessant, neverending black clouds day in and day out never ever letting up" "I think the rain stopped" "I'm talking about the @*#*@!!! NDP"
THE ENVIRONMENT MINISTRY AND THE THREE BEARS