Rice, Ingrid

Amusement Park Stock Market Wild Rides of Summer
"We at the London In Vitro Clinic acknowledge there was a mix-up resulting in a white couple having black babies. Embryos all look the same. It's our worst nightmare....Well, maybe not...They could have had sheep."
Running with the bulls
No More Cuts to Legal Aid MORE Cuts to Legal Aid
"Whew! Now that the 4th of July is over I feel like a big threat has been lifted." "I know what you mean. I felt safer just knowing the U.S. military jets were sticking to American air space."
"We will become martyrs for the Palestinian cause, willingly sacrificing our very lives... Well, not me personally"
"Let's all thank Timmy's dad for telling us all about corporate accounting"
"Don't get comfortable...I think I have grounds for getting you deported"
"Gordon Campbell says there is no such thing as free services" "Free services!! What the heck is he using our taxes for?" "The Olympics"
"According to the PM, he received his mandate in the 2000 election from Canadians NOT Liberal MPs" "That's odd...I don't recall seeing his name on the ballot" "Me either" "Me either" "Nope not here [...]
"Wow! Canada brokered a deal of $22 billion U.S. for the world's poor" "Great! Where do we apply?" Lost it all when mill closed
Jared and Lloyd's pastor defends protesting the blessing of same sex unions: "Jesus loves you...but not in that way"
"Dang" The problem with federal NDP torch passing: ...They keep going out
Chretien's conversion to ethics
"I gotta call from the FBI about a shadowy terrorist threat to the G8 foreign ministers' meeting in Whistler" "Heck, who needs terrorists? The ministers will be plenty terrorized by driving the Sea to Sky Highway to get to Whistler."
If we could log on to Chretien's brain...Sorry, a fatal error occurred
"The church panel urges sexual abusers be defrocked In the tradition of the Old Testament... An eye for an eye... A tooth for a tooth... A defrocking for a defrocking..."
"Now that the nurses have a contract AND the doctors have finally settled with the government, there's only one thing keeping me from my surgery."
Chretien does some spring cleaning
"Since Gordon Campbell became Premier, things have really improved.The changes he made have allowed our small business to flourish and expand"
Alberta comes up with a rival plan to cut gas emissions, while protecting the petroleum industry.
"I want you to know what trade means with a tyrant..." "No need to explain - We already know."
Groupaction Scandal, Jean Chretien When Teflon wears thin
"Over his dead body" Negotiations between the gov't and BCMA reach an impasse
"No! YOU find him guilty" "No! YOU find him guilty" "No! YOU find him guilty" "No! YOU find him guilty" "No! YOU find him guilty" "No! YOU find him guilty" Overheard during the II day jury [...]