Uluschak, Edd

["All gifts must be searched before boarding flight!"]

"One for the road ... and one for my friend here!"

Mr. Claus Mrs. Claus "This women's lib business is getting a little out of hand!"

Women's Lib Meeting "Mommy - I got a boy in trouble!"

U.S. Prestige Amchitka fall-out

BENSON URGES CANADIANS TO INCREASE SPENDING "In that case you can just send the bills to Mr. Benson!" The devil made me buy this dress." "Let's leave Benson out of this."

The house that Dick built

[U Thant depicted as an organ grinder]

"Now we simply wait till it dies of indigestion."

"Oh-oh, looks like the Bertha Army Worms are beginning to adapt to the spraying!"

"We need more youth hostels." "We need more money for the farmers." "We need more sports and recreation centres." "We need more taxpayers."

2 China policy Journey for peace Slow boat to China

[Nixon, Mao, and Brezhnev depicted as birds]

"Every year Hubert manages to transform the yard from a veritable jungle into a wasteland!"

Calcutta Once ye have seen my face, ye dare not mock

"I didn't realize playing hockey was allowed in bars!"

"If there's one thing I like to see, it's a grown man cry!"

"I keep having this recurring nightmare that I voted against giving MPs a raise!"

News Item: JAIL TERMS WOULD BE SERVED ON WEEKENDS. "... and mother demands to know why you don't come home during the week like other inmates?"

"How long before he can get back to shoveling the snow off the roof?"

News Item: MISMATCHED COUPLES SUEING COMPUTER MATE SERVICE "I understand you met your wife thru one of those computer dating services?"

"Isn't having our dog send one to the Jones' dog taking this Christmas card business a bit too far?"

"Reason for leaving last employer the day after Christmas?"