Uluschak, Edd

"We hate to leave this early but we've got 3 more parties to attend tonite."
"Mildew is brooding about the fact that his car will depreciate by $995 five minutes from now!"
"He's cute enough for a gringo but what a line he uses imagine claiming to be Prime Minister of Canada!"
"You say you're my wife, but how can I be sure?"
"She's making sure she doesn't put her Christmas shopping off till the last minute like she did this Christmas!"
[Dove holds the world depicted as a Christmas bauble]
"And come December 26th, you know what they do to poor Santa? Out in the streets I go "
"I see you've managed to find a cut-rate place to buy Christmas trees again!"
"Spends days putting up the Christmas lights but you think he'll replace the burnt out bulb in the hallway?" "Socket to me"
INSURANCE RATES TO RISE "Elmer became so agitated while berating careless drivers who cause our insurance rates to increase that he forgot to look where he was going!"
MPs WILL GET PAY INCREASE "I see you've already heard the news?"
"Oh, by the way, that nice next-door neighbor borrowed the axe today!"
"Has the latest issue of Life arrived yet? I'm anxious to find out what I've written next!"
FED. TAX PROV. TAX CITY TAX ME
BERLIN NORTH VIETNAM
"I don't care if you think I don't look like a man who has everything I still want to buy something!" FOR THE MAN WHO HAS EVERYTHING DEPT. CHRISTMAS GIFT SUGGESTIONS
"I was just trying to show that Santa is merely a myth how was I to know it was a real beard?"
"After weeks of intensive study of each aldermanic candidate, Mild[e]w is finally ready to make an intelligent choice!" McLean Boytzun Lyons Stewart Omniplex Wickman Agronin Laing Kinisky Messier
INFLATION FLQ UNEMPLOYMENT
"It's been over an hour think we should go after them?" BE BACK IN 1 HOUR
GOV'T SHOULD TAX MAJOR WATER USERS "You'll find something extra in your pay envelope this month, Gouldbrikre a tax notice!"
"Maybe we should change the subject to something other than the omniplex?"
"Can't you find some other way of waging war on poverty?"
"Do you mind hanging around someplace else?" HMCS RAINBOW ARISTOTLE YOUR FRIENDLY NEIGHBORHOOD JUNK DEALER SCRAP BOUGHT SUB'S REFIT COST $2,490,000
"Hmm, nice and sharp .... Wait till we unleash it in 72" LAW & ORDER PLANK "What a pain in the neck"