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B.C. IS GOING THE WRONG WAY!! WE'VE LOST OUR COMPASS! WE'RE GOING IN THE WRONG DIRECTION! SURREY TEACHERS' ASS'N. "Ed? Tom Walters. We still can't find the legislature."

"One large pepperoni pizza with mushrooms, anchovies, tomatoes and double cheese." "Thanks, man." "You know I SHOULD be eating this pizza watching a HOCKEY GAME tonight!! This whole NHL lockout thing [...]

COFFEE 50 "I'm still paying off my personal trainer"

CANADA'S POPULATION TO INCREASE BY 5 MILLION "Number one it doesn't happen until mid-century and number two these are just the neighbourhood kids!"

"Don't worry - she'll lose out in the swimsuit competition." VENUS MARS NEPTUNE EARTH THE REAL MISS UNIVERSE COMPETITION

STAY 2 NIGHTS GET THE THIRD NIGHT FREE PRISONS MANAGED BY HOLIDAY INN

"Who do you think will have the best fireworks this year? Spain? China? Sweden?" "Ujjal and the premiers."

HAPPY DIET DAY ED HAD NOT SOLD VERY MANY CAKES

"I'm SICK of it! You're down there gambling at the track every day!" "You live, breathe and TALK horses! You spend more time with them than you do with ME!" "And if they bring in the slots, I'll [...]

"Damn! I'm going to be late for work again today!" ONCE AGAIN, FRED TAKES THE WRONG ELEVATOR TO HIS 5TH FLOOR OFFICE.

K-K-K KATY "Call me Katherine!"

"I'm probably going to be single my whole life!" "For heaven's sake - think POSITIVE! You may not even LIVE that long!"

HELEN'S OPINION ON THE VERACITY OF THE ENQUIRER WOULD CHANGE DRASTICALLY NATIONAL ENQUIRER ALIEN CASHIER DEVOURS CUSTOMER

"Let me just say that you're a person of interest" WHEN POLICEWOMEN DATE

"STREAKER!" SMOKEY THE BARE.

GREENPEACE TAKE OFF! GET THE HELL OUT OF OUR WATERS SAVE THE WHALES! SIGNS OF THE ZODIAC

OPIUM POISON PASSION FAYE WAS SUPPLEMENTING HER INCOME AT THE PERFUME COUNTER QUITE NICELY.

"Yeah - I held up that bank in Windsor!" "Hey buddy - spare a dime?" CARL HAD A BAD LEG AND A BUM KNEE

THINGS YOU NEVER KNEW ABOUT DON CHERRY'S SUITS: COST OVER THREE HUNDRED A MONTH TO LIGHT ALL MADE BY GENERAL ELECTRIC OFTEN USED FOR SPACE NAVIGATION ELVIS ONCE ASKED HIM TO TONE THEM DOWN' CONSIDERS THEM HIS SOMBER' OUTFIT.

NOW SHOOTING: MISS JANUARY "I'll be glad to see the end of the month." HUGH HEFNER ATTENDS A PHOTOGRAPHIC SESSION

"All right - no more government WASTE!" "WASTE! WASTE! WASTE!" "We've got to be MORE accountable!" "MORE! MORE! MORE!" "No more MONEY down the drain!" "MONEY! MONEY! MONEY!" "And we've got to start [...]

"I'm seeing Hawaii in my head." "It must be one of the smaller islands." ROUND ONE AT THE WILSONS.

"POLLING PLACE!"

"TWO HUNDRED BUCKS FOR A PAIR OF SHOES?" JOANNE KNEW HOW TO DRIVE HER HUSBAND WILD IN BED