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"... and if elected, I will work to remove any and all influences of American pop culture on the Canadian fabric!" "You go, girl!"
STATE PRISON "And I kept saying: Stop that, Santos ... don't scratch the furniture ... bad cat! Bad cat! But did you listen? No-o-o-o-o-!!"
OPRAH THE ONLY MAGAZINE WITHOUT THE WORD SEX' ON ITS COVER DR. PHIL: I HATE MY HAIR ARE YOU A GODDESS? YOU MAY BE EXEMPT FROM INCOME TAX!
"Agreed? We unite all of the provinces and turn the place into one big chicken coop!" FATHERS OF CONFEATHERATION.
"The honourable member asks how people can have confidence in our government?" "KEEP TAKING THE ZOLOFT!"
MAGNA CHARTER "We're all going on a summer holiday, no more working for a week or two ..." MAGNA INTERNATIONAL PICNIC
HARPER'S BIZARRE "I blame the Liberals!"
"Congratulations on your 25 years in politics, Joe ... I'm sure the Prime Minister will be giving you a senate seat!" "Sign here."
"...but I'm sure that $300 an ounce is far too expensive!" "Not at all. We just gassed up the car."
"O.K. - I've changed the oil, rotated the tires and installed a new rotator cuff. That'll be $461.27." "They're getting more and more brazen."
"You had the car towed home from work? WHY??" "It was cheaper than buying gas."
"I tell you ... there'd be a lot less unrest in this province if some things were considered an essential service!" STRIKE STOPS FLOW AT MOLSON, LABATT BURKE IS GONE FRIENDS' LAST EPISODE "It's too late!"
"Well, of course you're disappointed with the outcome ... there was a heck of a lot invested!" "Thousands of picket signs printed up ... leaflets distributed ... phone calls made." "But you've got to [...]
"HA! This is where our mall stake-out pays off, Hannigan! We are about to catch us a couple of car thieves with our BAIT-CAR!" "Chief's on the phone ..."
FREEDOM OF SPEECH! "I'm heading downtown to protest Bill C-250!" FREEDOM OF SPEECH "Bill C-251 says we can't."
HEU ON STRIKE THINGS TO DO WHILE YOU'RE WAITING FOR THE HOSPITAL STRIKE TO END: Offer union space on cast in exchange for massage. Replace regular glucose drip with Irish coffee. Rent Carry On [...]
"That's right, Alice, we exchanged houses with our next door neighbours!" "We moved everything over yesterday ... drapes furniture, you name it." "And all because my Ralph wanted to save a few measly [...]
"Wow! A two-week cruise to the South Pacific! What's our first stop?" "Steerage. Your income tax refund didn't come through." SEND MONEY
"I am very pleased to meet you, Prime Minister, and I must tell you that I think Philadelphia will win the Stanley Cup!" BEIJING "... and then Martin said: Want Tibet?' "
"I think it was a wonderful idea to erect prayer flags in honour of the great event ..." CANUCKS CALGARY "But you can take them down now ..."
CACHE CREEK POULTRYGEIST "They're he-e-e-ere!" CACHE CREEK VAN DONGEN MUST GO! "We've got the tar, but, ironically, we're short of feathers" B.C. LIBERALS "I'm sorry - Mister Van Dongen is still in [...]
HELLO DALAI! "They should never have got Garth Drabinsky involved ...!"
REAL ESTATE PRICE UNREAL ESTATE
Some playoff hockey terms explained ... Charging Holding Checking Interference Boarding High-Sticking
"Hot dogs! Hot dogs! Get yer hot dogs here!" "Two!" "Programs! Programs! You can't tell the players without a program!" "Here!" "Peanuts! Peanuts! Get your roasted peanuts here!" "Yo!" LEGISLATURE GALLERY "When's the show start, daddy?"